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Libby Schreiner (Koch Brothers Mystery Show, the Onion) helps Dottore understand what all that colorful stuff on the walls is. Spoilers:it's mostly sausage.

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:22pm CDT

A reading of the first scene of Mark's new horror novel The Silent Scream of Melania Trump, available now for pre-order on Inkshares.com.

Please pre-order this book today - and help Mark get it published!

 

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 6:38pm CDT

Sophie, Dave, & Mark finish what they started 5 hours ago. Enjoy the fatigued, often obscene conclusion of Return of the King!

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This episode features "Quirky Dog" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King was written by J.R.R. Tolkien. Its film was distributed by New Line Cinema.

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 5:00am CDT

In this double-stuffed episode, we soak up the learn-rays of British summertime traditions. Also, Mark interviews Grant about his new roleplaying game The Spire!  So much episode, you'll need a doggy bag.

1. What's all this then? - A trickster humiliates the citizens of Pound World. 

2. How's your father? - 99 Flake, Cream tea, Village fetes.

BONUS TOUGHPAD BREAK!

3. Crusty jugglers - Summer watch.

BONUS BONUS THE SPIRE RPG INTERVIEW!!!

Plugs:

The Spire Kickstarter begins on 7/18/17 - Google it in defiance of our High Elf oppressors! 

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This episode features "Quirky Dog" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:00am CDT

Sophie, Dave, and Mark explore the ludicrously doomed characters of Minas Tirith through parody and song. Prepare yourself for sultry Hobbit jazz, Dwarven Twinkie tales, and so many goddamn disquieting meat sounds. Now get on your feet. Get up. And make it happen.  

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This episode features "Quirky Dog" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody.

The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King was written by J.R.R. Tolkien. Its film was distributed by New Line Cinema.

 

Direct download: ROTK_Ep._2.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 4:54pm CDT

Dave Stecco of Blurry Photos and Science with Sophie's Sophie Shrand help Mark pack the ground beef of parody into a glistening meatloaf of entertainment in this, the first part of the final chapter of Lord of the Rings. Clap on your child-sized armor, because this is going to be a wild journey!  

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This episode features "RetroFuture Nasty" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody.

The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King was written by J.R.R. Tolkien. Its film was distributed by New Line Cinema.

 

Direct download: MM_RoK_pt_1.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:35am CDT

Our Fair City's Betsey Palmer plants seeds of knowledge about Cannabis in Dottore's mind-garden. Learn how it works and why it's still so darn illegal in the US!

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This episode features "Quirky Dog" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:30am CDT

Sebastian Orr and Mark return to conclude the cannibal classic Ravenous. It's time to find out who got screamed.

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Direct download: Ravenous_pt_2.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:14pm CDT

Sebastian Orr guides Mark on a murderous mountain mission to mine some goofs from the ghoulish cult-classic horror film, Ravenous. Wendigo!

This is part 1 of a 2-part episode.

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Blastropodcast is proud to be a member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative.

This episode was sponsored by Cards Against Humanity. Thanks Cards!

Ravenous was distributed by Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation.

 Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody.

Direct download: Ravenous_1j.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:32pm CDT

Cards Against Humanity's powerhouse & the Chicago Podcast Cooperative's champion, Claire Friedman has farm in her veins and a fire in her belly. Listen and learn as she helps Dottore unearth the exciting and confounding relationship between genetic engineering and mouth fuel.

Keith Hand edited the main section of the show. You know, the part that sounds good! He is a hero of the ages and a marvel among men. Thank you Keith!

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 The Blastropodcast theme song was composed by Stephen Poon. Thanks Stephen!

This episode features "Quirky Dog" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Direct download: BPC_46.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 2:34pm CDT