Muffed Movies

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In today's Rue Britannia we explore British Christmas traditions, Grant lies a bunch, and Dottore gets steamed. It's a doozer.

1. What's all this then? - Alexander Van der Bellen wins Austria's election, defeating fascism forever. 

2. How's your father? - Britsmas quiz!

3. Crusty jugglers - The Hell Owl and other figments.

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This episode features "Quirky Dog" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Direct download: RB3H.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:54am CDT

Dave and Mark goof themselves through the Highlander's epic and swordful conclusion. There can be only FUN!

This is part 2 of a 2-part episode.

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This episode features "Scattershot", "Ossuary 5 - Rest", and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Highlander was produced by Cannon Films and Highlander Productions Ltd. and is distributed by EMI Films and 20th Century Fox.

Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody. 

Direct download: MM_pt_2J.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:00am CDT

We could all use a good, rejuvenating laugh right now. Please enjoy this emergency release of the lost episode of Muffed Movies: Save the Last Dance. Tremendous thanks to Andy North for muffing it with me so very long ago.

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Save the Last Dance was produced by MTV Films and released by Paramount Pictures. 

Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody. 

Direct download: Emergency_MM_STLD.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 6:03pm CDT

Happy Halloween! Kenneth Hite's piquant conversation with Dottore noshes onward into the guts of pathological cannibalism. A monstrous mountain man, a cannibalistic Countess, and a wendigonous writer make fine grist for this unsavory episode's diabolical discourse!

This is part 2 of a 2-part episode. 

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 This episode is sponsored by Cards Against Humanity. Thanks Cards!

 The Blastropodcast theme song was composed by Stephen Poon. Thanks Stephen!

This episode features "Quirky Dog" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Direct download: 45e_pt2.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:31pm CDT

Kenneth Hite (games designer and writer) chews the fat with Dottore about cannibalism. Learn the reasons behind this ghoulish phenomenon and, more importantly, uncover the dark secret of Qui-Gon Jinn's space feast!

This is part 1 of a 2-part episode. Why? BECAUSE KEN IS SMART AND HAS MUCH TO TEACH US!

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Direct download: 45e_pt1b.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:00am CDT

Dave and Mark conjure up an irreverent celebration of invincible rogues and nonsensical brogues as they muff the 1986 Sci-Fi classic, Highlander. You're about to sword up from the gourd up!

This is part 1 of a multi-part episode.

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This episode is brought to you in part by the brave submarine captains at Basecamp.

This episode features "Quirky Dog" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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Highlander was produced by Cannon Films and Highlander Productions Ltd. and is distributed by EMI Films and 20th Century Fox.

Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody. 

Direct download: MM_H_pt_1B.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:00am CDT

Radiation! Nuclear engineer (and possible Martian replicant) Keith Hand returns to legitimately teach Dottore all about radiation. So put down your Sackemon Go mobile platform and screw on your learning cap - we're about to meltdown from the belt down!

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This episode features "Quirky Dog" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Direct download: 44L.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:00am CDT

Grant Howitt reconvenes with Dottore for another chat about all things Britsy. PLUS A FREE GIFT FROM GRANT!!!

1. What's all this then? - The tragedy of Boaty McBoatface

2. How's your father? - "Leftenants", "Vicars", and "Bobbies"! Cor, buckle me tight!

3. Crusty jugglers - Church Grims and Devil Doors

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This episode is brought to you by Capsule Force from our friends at Iron Galaxy.

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This episode features "Quirky Dog" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Direct download: RB2.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:00am CDT

Kent Green (Fooling Around podcast) jam-packs Dottore with learnings about the debunked science beliefs of yesteryear. Have you been putting off your annual contemplation of trepanation, spontaneous generation, luminiferous aether, and phlogiston? Well we gotcha covered, pardner!

Also! Reader Tyler gets his question answered and Balnaz falls victim to Dottore's STOMPY PATCH POT.

This episode is brought to you in part by Iron Galaxy, the creators of Capsule Force, an intergalactic-retro-anime multiplayer game now available on PS4 and Steam. Pew pew pew!

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This episode features "Quirky Dog" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Direct download: BPC_43.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:44am CDT

Dave and Sophie help Mark improvise the second half of Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers. Horse-fixated Wargs! Vulvic keepsakes! And one hell of a yard party, you guys!

This episode is brought to you by Jackbox Games.

Blastropodcast is a proud member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative.

Help us thrive! Check out our Patreon page and get rewards for your support!

Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody.

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers was written by J.R.R. Tolkein. Its film was distributed by New Line Cinema.

Direct download: MM_Two_Towers_pt2.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 2:47pm CDT