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Muffed Movies Live Alert!

On May 25th, 2024, we're Improvising TOY STORY!

7:30PM-8:30PM | Toy Story | Clash on Clark 

Muffed Movies Live comes Clash on Clark with outstanding comedian guests Miranda Hunter & Emilie Hapgood!  

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Cohosts: Abby Seeber & Jono Mammel 

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:45pm CDT

Muffed Movies Live In MAY! Mayffed Movies?

You have 2 opportunities to see Muffed Movies Live in Chicago this May 2024!

May 3, 7:00PM - 9:00PM | Revenge of the Sith | Otherworld Theatre

May 25, 7:30PM-8:30PM | Toy Story | Clash on Clark

Guests include: Nicholas Marino, Miranda Hunter, & Tommy Corts 

Tickets available at the door.

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This live episode was recorded on March 1, 2024.

Cohosts: ILSA MORALES & KELSEY BLACKWELL

Host: Mark Soloff

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Direct download: MML_Dune1_comp_nm.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 4:04pm CDT

Muffed Movies Live Alert!

On April 7th, 2024, we're Improvising MEAN GIRLS!

4:30 PM at the Annoycance Theater, Chicago, IL

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Muffed Movies Live comes to the Annoyance Theater this April to parody Mean Girls! Special guest improvisers are Chicago comedy legends, Jono Mammel and Abby Seeber!

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This is part 3 of a 3-part episode.

Cohost: Andy North

Host: Mark Soloff

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Direct download: Les_Mis_pt._3.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 3:21pm CDT

GET YOUR TICKET to Muffed Movies Live: DUNE! Come see Mark, Ilsa Morales, & Kelsey Blackwell live @ Otherworld Theater (3914 N Clark Street, Chicago, IL 60613) on March 1st, 2024. It's pay-what-you-can, because Muffed Movies is meant to be enjoyed by Baronesses and Vagabondettes alike (also dudes are welcome also)!

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This is part 2 of a multi-part episode.

Cohost: Andy North

Host: Mark Soloff

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Direct download: Les_Mis_pt_2.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:12am CDT

We recorded this in 2020, which explains the unrelenting Animal Crossing references.

Muffed Movies Live - DUNE!: Come see Mark, Ilsa Morales, & Kelsey Blackwell live @ Otherworld Theater (3914 N Clark Street, Chicago, IL 60613) on March 1st, 2024.

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Cohost: Andy North

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Direct download: Les_Miserables_pt_1.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 3:11pm CDT

Phantom Menace Live concludes + the first ever Pretty Good Awards! 

 

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Recorded at Otherworld Theater on May 6, 2023.

Cohost: Dave Stecco

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Muffed Movies is a work of satire which celebrates cinema through parody.

Direct download: PM2_PGA.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:33pm CDT

We've got way better roly-poly bowling ball droids.

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Recorded at Otherworld Theater on May 6, 2023.

Cohost: Dave Stecco

Twitter: @DaveStecco

Host: Mark Soloff

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Direct download: Phantom_Menace_Live_1c.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:51pm CDT

There's no hydration like ape hydration.

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Cohost: Dave Stecco

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Direct download: Beyond_Thunderdome_pt_3.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:06pm CDT

Thunderdome is technically a thunderless hemisphere. Sorry bout it.

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Cohost: Dave Stecco

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Host: Mark Soloff

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Direct download: Beyond_Thunderdome_pt_2.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:44am CDT

Drink for Ramora references!

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Cohost: Dave Stecco

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 6:28pm CDT

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Cohosts: Jen Connor & Nick Marino 

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This episode is a work of parody which celebrates cinema through satire. This episode was recorded live as part of a fundraiser for Howard Brown Health, which provides medical care to the LGBTQIA+ community.

Direct download: Goblet_Live.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:04am CDT

MUFFED MOVIES IS LIVE AT OTHERWORLD THEATRE JULY 2023!

JULY 8th (cohosts Jen Connor & Nick Marino)

JULY 15th (cohost Dave Stecco) 

JULY 22nd (cohosts Jen Connor & Blake Hood)

TICKETS: otherworldtheatre.org

Cohost: Dave Stecco

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:41pm CDT

LIVE SHOWS ARE BACK!

SATURDAYS, 3PM @ OTHERWORLD THEATER (3914 N. CLARK ST. CHICAGO, IL)

JUNE 17th (cohost Dave Stecco)

JUNE 24th (cohosts Blake Hood & Nick Marino)

JULY 1st (cohosts Jono Mammel & Carlos Rivera) 

JULY 8th (cohosts Jen Connor & Nick Marino)

JULY 15th (cohost Dave Stecco) 

JULY 22nd (cohosts Jen Connor & Blake Hood)

TICKETS: otherworldtheatre.org

 

Back on the war-wagon again, eh old friend?

This episode is part 3 of a 3-part adventure.

Guest: Dave Stecco

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Direct download: Roard_Warrior_pt_3_AND_Phantom_Menace_Live_Clip.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 3:07pm CDT

MUFFED MOVIES LIVE RETURNS!

JUNE: 17 & 24

JULY: 1, 8, 15, & 22

SATURDAYS @ 3:00 PM

AT OTHERWORLD THEATER - 3914 N. CLARK ST. CHICAGO, IL.

TICKETS AVAILABLE AT THE DOOR.

#JizzIsReal

Part 2 of a multi-part adventure.

Guest: Dave Stecco

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Direct download: Road_Warrior_pt_2.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 6:57am CDT

COME SEE MARK & DAVE STECCO MUFF STAR WARS: THE PHANTOM MENACE LIVE AT OTHERWORLD THEATER IN CHICAGO!

SATURDAY, MAY 6, 2023 - 4:30 PM - 3914 N. CLARK ST. CHICAGO, IL.

$10 TICKETS AVAILABLE AT THE DOOR.

Max is back to snag snake perverts.

Part 1 of a multi-part adventure.

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Direct download: Road_Warrior_pt_1.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 5:44pm CDT

Doc & Marty permanently harm a teenage boy after the school dance. Hooray?

Guest: David Flora

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Muffed Movies is a work of satire which celebrates cinema through parody.

Direct download: B2tF2d.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:50pm CDT

Marty McFlybot & Doc Brown travel to the unknowably distant future: 2015.

Guest: David Flora

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Direct download: B2F2_pt_1.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:33am CDT

Max gets mad! And it only took four episodes.

Part 4 of a 4-part adventure.

Guest: Dave Stecco

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Direct download: Mad_Max_pt_4.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:24pm CDT

Nerf wrist.

Guest: Dave Stecco

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Direct download: Mad_Max_pt_3.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:14pm CDT

The Adelaide Fuck Couple flies too close to the sun.

Guest: Dave Stecco

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Direct download: Mad_Max_pt_2.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:51pm CDT

Meanwhile in the Halls of Justice...

Guest: Dave Stecco

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Direct download: Muffed_Max_pt_1.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:31pm CDT

"It's an awesome thing when you gotta do what a bunch of little boys do... Nerf bow & arrow!"

Guest: Grant Howitt

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Direct download: Pans_Labyrinth_pt_2.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 3:48pm CDT

Bookish girl befriends dubious bug.

Guest: Grant Howitt

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Direct download: Pans_Labyrinth_pt_1.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:29am CDT

Sarah performs feats of bravery. Sir Didymus collects feets of  depravery.

Guest: Andy North

Part 3 of 3

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Direct download: Labyrinth_pt_3.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 6:00am CDT

Sarah ventures deeper into the labyrinth. Pointless puppets frustrate everyone involved.

Guest: Andy North

Part 2 of 3

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Direct download: Labyrinth_pt_2.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 5:20pm CDT

Childish teen misplaces brother. Goblins ensue.

Guest: Andy North

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Direct download: Labyrinth_pt_1.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:59pm CDT

Terminator robot saves the day/ruins several other days.

Guest: David Flora

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Direct download: Back_to_the_Future_pt_3.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:12am CDT

Blurry Photos & Quiz Quiz Bang Bang podcast's David Flora guest hosts part 2 of our re-enactment of Back to the Future. And hey, next time? I'll drive.

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Direct download: Back_2_the_Future_pt_2.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:43pm CDT

David Flora, host of the Blurry Photos & Quiz Quiz Bang Bang podcasts guest hosts on this radical re-enactment of that 80's classic, Back to the Future. May you be well, may you be free from danger, and may your happiness increase - Toyota forever.

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:02pm CDT

Big episode! Grant Howitt (table top game designer) is back to complete the thrilling improvised retelling of Love, Actually. Sorry Americans, Portuguese, and British people.

This is part 2 of an international two-part episode.

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Direct download: Love_Actually_pt_2.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 2:35pm CDT

Grant Howitt (table top game designer) and Mark (American fussbudget) join forces to improvise the modern classic Christmas rom-com Love Actually. Sorry British people.

This is part 1 of an international multi-part episode.

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Direct download: LA_pt_1.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:41pm CDT

Mark & Andy drop a double-length episode down your ear-chimney this holiday season with the conclusion to our off-the-rails retelling of John Carpenter's The Thing (1982)!

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Muffed Movies is a work of satire which celebrates films through parody.

The Thing (1982) was directed by John Carpenter and written by Bill Lancaster.

Direct download: T2h.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:44pm CDT

Hoo-Rah! Andy & Mark dangle a socially-distanced Halloween treat before your very ears. Enjoy this double-stuffed episode of our re-enactment of John Carpenter's spooky ooky classic: The Thing (1982)!

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The Thing (1982) was directed by John Carpenter and written by Bill Lancaster.

Direct download: T1f.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:29pm CDT

Grant Howitt (Hearty Dice Friends) and Mark(this) employ the requisite amount of horseplay in their retelling of the conclusion of David Lynch's Dune.  

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Dune (1984) was directed by David Lynch and produced by Raffaella De Laurentiis.

Direct download: Dune_pt3.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 4:23pm CDT

Hearty Dice Friends' very own Grant Howitt continues his improv comedy journey with Mark as they recreate David Lynch's Dune from memory. 

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Dune (1984) was directed by David Lynch and produced by Raffaella De Laurentiis.

Direct download: dune_pt_2.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:21pm CDT

Grant Howitt of the Hearty Dice Friends podcast joins Mark in their comedic reenactment of David Lynch's Dune. A sweet and cool treat for the summer time blues!

This is part one of a multi-part episode.

00:01 - 12:01: Mark & Grant goofing around.

12:01 - 64:17: The episode you're looking for.   (~‾▿‾)~

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Dune (1984) was directed by David Lynch and produced by Raffaella De Laurentiis.

Direct download: Dune_pt_1.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 3:46pm CDT

DOUBLE-STUFFED EPISODE! Mark & Andy love you dearly, so please accept this super-sized improvised conclusion of Contagion (2011). Honestly, it really should be 2 episodes, but let's just swallow the whole egg this time. I hope you're hungry for tirades against My Brother, My Brother, and Me and also against people who ask why Muffed Movies isn't as good as it used to be. Also, in retrospect we're sorry about all the anime sex talk.

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Direct download: contagion_pt_3.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:52pm CDT

Mark & Andy administer your second dose of yucks in this continuation of their improvized version of Contagion (2011). CAN IT GET ANY MORE TOPICAL?

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Direct download: contagion_pt2.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 3:21pm CDT

Let's look the world's current pandemic in the eye and cackle directly into its stupid mouth! Andy and Mark recorded a sick improvized version of Contagion (2011) to put a smile on your mask-shielded face.

This is part one of a multi-part episode.

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Direct download: contagion_pt1.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 4:48pm CDT

BONUS!

Enjoy a little glimpse behind the scenes as Andy & Mark goof around before their recording of Muffed Movies: Contagion.

Stay tuned for full-length episodes of Contagion in the weeks ahead.

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 3:11pm CDT

*This is a big file, mama. Plz b patient w download!*

Guest editor and guest guest Grant Howitt (Hearty Dice Friends podcast) rejoins Mark at long last to conclude The Matrix in this double-long, double-strong episode!

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The Matrix was distributed by Warner Bros. and produced by Joel Silver.

Direct download: Matrix_pt2.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 3:45pm CDT

Grant Howitt (Hearty Dice Friends podcast) joins Mark from across the pond to unleash the long-awaited muffing of The Matrix!

This is part one of a multi-part episode.

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Muffed Movies is a work of satire which celebrates films through parody.

The Matrix was distributed by Warner Bros. and produced by Joel Silver.

Direct download: Matrix_pt_1.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 5:39pm CDT

In part 2 of Mark & Andy's comic send-up of The Shining, their Jack Nicholson and Richard Dreyfuss impressions are really going through their paces.

No snow cats were harmed in the making of this episode. 

This episode is part 2 of a 2-part episode.

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The Shining was directed and produced by Stanely Kubrick (also produced by Warner Bros.)

Direct download: Shining_pt2.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 4:36pm CDT

Classic horror staple The Shining gets pushed through the Muff Mulcher to spray the internet with astounding comedy bits.

Southern gentleman Andy North is once again co-pilot on this one. 

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Muffed Movies is a work of satire which celebrates films through parody.

The Shining was directed and produced by Stanely Kubrick (also produced by Warner Bros.)

Direct download: Shining_pt_1c.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:46pm CDT

Hello Muffed Movies lovers!

Andy & Mark muffed the Shining in January.

This is NOT that episode.

Mark wanted to release his rough edit (edited on an airplane for peep's sake!) so that y'all could have SOMETHING to enjoy until the good edit comes out.

This edit is mostly goofs and grab-assing.

But isn't that what Muffed Movies is all about?

This episode may have been brought to you in part by Laganitas (if they forgive us).

Blastropodcast is part of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative.

Muffed Movies is a work of satire which celebrates films through parody.

The Shining was directed and produced by Stanely Kubrick (also produced by Warner Bros.)Mark gets crushed by lizard

 

Direct download: The_Shinish_-_A_Rough_Edit.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 4:57pm CDT

Rumor Flies' Ryan Caligari is a budding electrical engineer and a blossoming respectrical friendgineer. He'll teach Dottore a thing or twelve about the ittle bittle bits that make computing possible. 

SCHEDULE CHANGE: In 2019 this show will shift to releasing episodes every 6 weeks (or so) instead of every month. This change is temporary. Thank you for continuing to listen in spite of our poor life decisions.

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This episode was sponsored in part by Safehouse Chicago. Thank you Safehouse!

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Direct download: 50f.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:45am CDT

Are you listening closely? Sebastian Orr returns to deliver a rare jewel of a holiday present - a commentary track of The Prestige (2006). As for Mark? He just can't stop thinking about Batman.

Happy Holidays, you marvelous mouth magicians. Thank you for listening.

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This episode is an unofficial commentary of The Prestige. It is a fan production which celebrates the film through parody. The Prestige was produced by Touchstone Pictures, Warner Bros., Newmarket Films, and Syncopy.

Direct download: Prestige_Commentary.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 6:10pm CDT

Andy and Mark button up the final bit of Aliens. For optimum callback appreciation, please listen to all of Muffed Movies Alien and parts 1 & 2 of Muffed Movies Aliens. Go on, we'll wait.

This is part 3 of a 3-part episode.

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Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody. Alien and Aliens are properties of 20th Century Fox.

Direct download: MM_Aliens_pt_3.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:16pm CDT

Hongry for a full hour of Mark and Andy cracking each other up about disposable character voices and skinwalkers? Then belly up to the bar, friend: we're cookin' up the good stuff.

This is part 2 of a multi-part episode.

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Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody. Alien/Aliens is property of 20th Century Fox.

Direct download: MM_aliens_pt2_d.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 2:37pm CDT

Andy and Mark goof up a parody of the action/sci-fi classic, Aliens. We hope you like space marines and "girl stuff" because we’re simply obsessed with such phenomena.

This is part 1 of a multi-part episode.

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Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody. Alien is property of 20th Century Fox.

Direct download: MM_aliens_pt1_e.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 5:43pm CDT

Mark and Grant soldier on sans Dottore and finally do the episode proper.  You might could learn about:

  • Cockney rhyming slang
  • The decadent Herveys
  • The 4th of July
  • The Star-Spangled Banner 

This is part 2 of a 2-part episode.


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This episode is sensuously brought to you in part by Backblaze and the shrieking fire-punks of the CPC, Cards Against Humanity. They’ll always have your back.

This episode features "Quirky Dog" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Direct download: RB5_pt_2_draft_b.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:12pm CDT

Dottore abandons Grant, leaving him to discuss all things British with Mark (who has a throat thing). This episode features our new and exciting (and never again recorded) nested podcasts:

  • AvCast (the sub podcast about Avatar the Last Airbender)
  • Bat Chat / Almost Gotham
  • Chocolate Chast aka Back Chat 

This is part 1 of a multi-part episode.


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Direct download: rb5.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:50pm CDT

Sex Archie's Grant (General Ironicus) & Blurry Photos' David Flora stick the landing in part 3 of their Jurassic Park parody. Glorious. Also Mark reveals a bold experiment in muffing.

Thanks to the Second City Training Center & the Chicago Podcast Cooperative!

Muffed Movies is a noncommercial fan production, a parody. Jurassic Park was produced by Universal Pictures & Amblin Entertainment.

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Direct download: JP3__Marked_Movies_NR_COMP.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 3:46pm CDT

Blurry Photos' David Flora and Sex Archie's Grant (aka General Ironicus) hold on to their butts for the 2nd act of their reenactment of Jurassic Park! 

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Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody.

This episode is a noncommercial fan production. A work of parody. The film Jurassic Park was produced by Universal Pictures and Amblin Entertainment. The novel Jurassic Park was written by Michael Crichton. 

This episode features "Quirky Dog" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Direct download: pt2h.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 2:47pm CDT

General Ironicus and David Flora set off on an adult-sized adventure muffing Mark's favorite childhood film. We spared no expense.  

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Direct download: mm_JP_pt_1.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:30am CDT

Taylor Overstreet and Dottore share a cheerful evening swapping goofs and waxing quantum physosophical. they may skitter down the sheer rock face known as adequate explanation of quantum entanglement, but hey, this is edutainment. If you need the full monty, just watch that one Nova video.

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This episode is sponsored by the Second City Training Center. Their parent organization didn't cast Mark in its touring company, but what the hell, he discovered Commedia dell'Arte and Dottore instead. Funny how life works out. This sponsorship was arranged by the no-nonsense game-smithies at the Chicago Podcast Cooperative

This episode features "Quirky Dog" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Direct download: 49f.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:59pm CDT

Andy North and Mark are a little punchy as they cinch closed the loose, watery conclusion of Star Wars: The Force Awakens.

This is part 3 of a 3-part episode. We got there. Together.

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This episode is sponsored by the Second City Training Center. They made Mark into what he is today. Thanks? This sponsorship was brokered by the Ents at the Chicago Podcast Cooperative

Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody.

This episode is a noncommercial fan production. A work of parody. Star Wars is property of Disney Enterprises, Inc. 

This episode features "Quirky Dog" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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Direct download: SWTFA_pt3_K.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:10pm CDT

Andy North and Mark continue their gripping tale of an unlikely heroine, a space warlock, and a droid made of ball. Some old favorites return to the cast of our Star Wars Muffniverse in this part. You're welcome?

This is part 2 of a multi-part episode. How many parts? Less than ten prolly.

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This episode is sponsored by Backblaze and that sponsorship is made possible by the Chicago Podcast Cooperative

Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody.

This episode is a noncommercial fan production. A work of parody. Star Wars is property of Disney Enterprises, Inc. 

This episode features "Quirky Dog" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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Direct download: SWFA_pt_2M.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:50pm CDT

Andy North makes a special return visit to copilot Muffed Movies and Mark is thrilled to traverse the Star Wars universe once again with him. This parody of The Force Awakens is a return to all the old familiar places (and goofs) of a galaxy far far away. Enjoy!

This is part 1 of a multi-part episode.

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This episode is sponsored by Overcast and that sponsorship was made possible by the Chicago Podcast Cooperative

Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody.

This episode is a noncommercial fan production. A work of parody. Star Wars is property of Disney Enterprises, Inc. 

This episode features "Quirky Dog" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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Direct download: SWFA_pt_1F.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:33am CDT

Alcohollywood's Jared Latore and Clint Worthington return to "retire" some robot baddies in this comic conclusion of Ridley Scott's Blade Runner! 

This is part two of a two-part episode.

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This episode is brought to you in part by the farm-to-table freshness of Cards Against Humanity. Ne?

Blastropodcast is a member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative.

This episode features "Quirky Dog" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody.

Blade Runner (1982) was produced by The Ladd Company, Shaw Brothers, & Blade Runner Partnership. It was distributed by Warner Bros.

Direct download: MMBR2H_NR_LV_NM_CP.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 4:00am CDT

Alcohollywood's Clint Worthington & Jared Latore help Mark run down futuristic goofs as they muff Ridley Scott's gritty sci-fi noir Blade Runner! Happy October, you Replichamps!

This is part one of a two-part episode.

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This episode is brought to you in part by all of those Cards Against Humanity. Noice.

Blastropodcast is a member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative.

This episode features "Quirky Dog" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody.

Blade Runner (1982) was produced by The Ladd Company, Shaw Brothers, & Blade Runner Partnership. It was distributed by Warner Bros.

Direct download: Blade_Runner_pt_1.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 4:00am CDT

Libby Schreiner (Koch Brothers Mystery Show, the Onion) helps Dottore understand what all that colorful stuff on the walls is. Spoilers:it's mostly sausage.

The Silent Scream of Melania Trump is available for pre-order on Inkshares! Order your copy today, for tomorrow may never arrive! 

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This episode is informally brought to you in part by the egregiously understated whippersnappers at Cards Against Humanity

This episode features "Quirky Dog" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Direct download: ep_48J.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:22pm CDT

Sophie, Dave, & Mark finish what they started 5 hours ago. Enjoy the fatigued, often obscene conclusion of Return of the King!

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This is part three of a three-part episode.

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This episode is brought to you in part by Cards Against Humanity. Rejoice.

Blastropodcast is a member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative.

This episode features "Quirky Dog" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody.

The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King was written by J.R.R. Tolkien. Its film was distributed by New Line Cinema.

Direct download: ROTK_Ep_3k11_AMP.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 5:00am CDT

In this double-stuffed episode, we soak up the learn-rays of British summertime traditions. Also, Mark interviews Grant about his new roleplaying game The Spire!  So much episode, you'll need a doggy bag.

1. What's all this then? - A trickster humiliates the citizens of Pound World. 

2. How's your father? - 99 Flake, Cream tea, Village fetes.

BONUS TOUGHPAD BREAK!

3. Crusty jugglers - Summer watch.

BONUS BONUS THE SPIRE RPG INTERVIEW!!!

Plugs:

The Spire Kickstarter begins on 7/18/17 - Google it in defiance of our High Elf oppressors! 

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This episode is casually brought to you in part by the confoundingly self-possessed youths at Cards Against Humanity. Thanks Obama.

This episode features "Quirky Dog" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Direct download: RB4p.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:00am CDT

Sophie, Dave, and Mark explore the ludicrously doomed characters of Minas Tirith through parody and song. Prepare yourself for sultry Hobbit jazz, Dwarven Twinkie tales, and so many goddamn disquieting meat sounds. Now get on your feet. Get up. And make it happen.  

This is part two of a three-part episode.

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This episode is brought to you in part by the 400 North May-niacs at Field Notes.

Blastropodcast is a member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative.

This episode features "Quirky Dog" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody.

The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King was written by J.R.R. Tolkien. Its film was distributed by New Line Cinema.

 

Direct download: ROTK_Ep._2.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 4:54pm CDT

Dave Stecco of Blurry Photos and Science with Sophie's Sophie Shrand help Mark pack the ground beef of parody into a glistening meatloaf of entertainment in this, the first part of the final chapter of Lord of the Rings. Clap on your child-sized armor, because this is going to be a wild journey!  

This is part one of a... three-part(?) episode.

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This episode is brought to you in part by the Gondorian rangers at Field Notes.

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This episode features "RetroFuture Nasty" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody.

The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King was written by J.R.R. Tolkien. Its film was distributed by New Line Cinema.

 

Direct download: MM_RoK_pt_1.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:35am CDT

Our Fair City's Betsey Palmer plants seeds of knowledge about Cannabis in Dottore's mind-garden. Learn how it works and why it's still so darn illegal in the US!

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 This episode is sponsored by Know Your Company, the software tool that helps you know your company better.

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This episode features "Quirky Dog" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Direct download: 47H.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:30am CDT

Sebastian Orr and Mark return to conclude the cannibal classic Ravenous. It's time to find out who got screamed.

This is part 2 of a 2-part episode.

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This episode was brought to you in part by Cards Against Humanity. Thanks Cards!

Ravenous was distributed by Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation.

Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody.

Direct download: Ravenous_pt_2.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:14pm CDT

Sebastian Orr guides Mark on a murderous mountain mission to mine some goofs from the ghoulish cult-classic horror film, Ravenous. Wendigo!

This is part 1 of a 2-part episode.

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Blastropodcast is proud to be a member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative.

This episode was sponsored by Cards Against Humanity. Thanks Cards!

Ravenous was distributed by Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation.

 Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody.

Direct download: Ravenous_1j.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:32pm CDT

Cards Against Humanity's powerhouse & the Chicago Podcast Cooperative's champion, Claire Friedman has farm in her veins and a fire in her belly. Listen and learn as she helps Dottore unearth the exciting and confounding relationship between genetic engineering and mouth fuel.

Keith Hand edited the main section of the show. You know, the part that sounds good! He is a hero of the ages and a marvel among men. Thank you Keith!

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Blastropodcast is proud to be a member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative.

 This episode is sponsored by Cards Against Humanity. Thanks Cards!

 The Blastropodcast theme song was composed by Stephen Poon. Thanks Stephen!

This episode features "Quirky Dog" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Direct download: BPC_46.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 2:34pm CDT

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In today's Rue Britannia we explore British Christmas traditions, Grant lies a bunch, and Dottore gets steamed. It's a doozer.

1. What's all this then? - Alexander Van der Bellen wins Austria's election, defeating fascism forever. 

2. How's your father? - Britsmas quiz!

3. Crusty jugglers - The Hell Owl and other figments.

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This episode is brought to you by in part by Field Notes. The Age of Notebooks is nigh.

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This episode features "Quirky Dog" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Direct download: RB3H.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:54am CDT

Dave and Mark goof themselves through the Highlander's epic and swordful conclusion. There can be only FUN!

This is part 2 of a 2-part episode.

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This episode was sponsored by Cards Against Humanity. Thanks Cards!

This episode features "Scattershot", "Ossuary 5 - Rest", and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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Highlander was produced by Cannon Films and Highlander Productions Ltd. and is distributed by EMI Films and 20th Century Fox.

Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody. 

Direct download: MM_pt_2J.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:00am CDT

We could all use a good, rejuvenating laugh right now. Please enjoy this emergency release of the lost episode of Muffed Movies: Save the Last Dance. Tremendous thanks to Andy North for muffing it with me so very long ago.

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This rush-released episode may have been sponsored by Cards Against Humanity. Thanks Cards Against Humanity?

Save the Last Dance was produced by MTV Films and released by Paramount Pictures. 

Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody. 

Direct download: Emergency_MM_STLD.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 6:03pm CDT

Happy Halloween! Kenneth Hite's piquant conversation with Dottore noshes onward into the guts of pathological cannibalism. A monstrous mountain man, a cannibalistic Countess, and a wendigonous writer make fine grist for this unsavory episode's diabolical discourse!

This is part 2 of a 2-part episode. 

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Blastropodcast is proud to be a member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative.

 This episode is sponsored by Cards Against Humanity. Thanks Cards!

 The Blastropodcast theme song was composed by Stephen Poon. Thanks Stephen!

This episode features "Quirky Dog" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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Direct download: 45e_pt2.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:31pm CDT

Kenneth Hite (games designer and writer) chews the fat with Dottore about cannibalism. Learn the reasons behind this ghoulish phenomenon and, more importantly, uncover the dark secret of Qui-Gon Jinn's space feast!

This is part 1 of a 2-part episode. Why? BECAUSE KEN IS SMART AND HAS MUCH TO TEACH US!

This episode was sponsored by Cards Against Humanity. Thanks Cards!

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The Blastropodcast theme song was composed by Stephen Poon. Thanks Stephen!

Direct download: 45e_pt1b.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:00am CDT

Dave and Mark conjure up an irreverent celebration of invincible rogues and nonsensical brogues as they muff the 1986 Sci-Fi classic, Highlander. You're about to sword up from the gourd up!

This is part 1 of a multi-part episode.

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This episode is brought to you in part by the brave submarine captains at Basecamp.

This episode features "Quirky Dog" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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Highlander was produced by Cannon Films and Highlander Productions Ltd. and is distributed by EMI Films and 20th Century Fox.

Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody. 

Direct download: MM_H_pt_1B.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:00am CDT

Radiation! Nuclear engineer (and possible Martian replicant) Keith Hand returns to legitimately teach Dottore all about radiation. So put down your Sackemon Go mobile platform and screw on your learning cap - we're about to meltdown from the belt down!

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Direct download: 44L.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:00am CDT

Grant Howitt reconvenes with Dottore for another chat about all things Britsy. PLUS A FREE GIFT FROM GRANT!!!

1. What's all this then? - The tragedy of Boaty McBoatface

2. How's your father? - "Leftenants", "Vicars", and "Bobbies"! Cor, buckle me tight!

3. Crusty jugglers - Church Grims and Devil Doors

Grant successed Unbound RPG! Follow the link to order the full version!

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This episode features "Quirky Dog" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Direct download: RB2.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:00am CDT

Kent Green (Fooling Around podcast) jam-packs Dottore with learnings about the debunked science beliefs of yesteryear. Have you been putting off your annual contemplation of trepanation, spontaneous generation, luminiferous aether, and phlogiston? Well we gotcha covered, pardner!

Also! Reader Tyler gets his question answered and Balnaz falls victim to Dottore's STOMPY PATCH POT.

This episode is brought to you in part by Iron Galaxy, the creators of Capsule Force, an intergalactic-retro-anime multiplayer game now available on PS4 and Steam. Pew pew pew!

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This episode features "Quirky Dog" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Direct download: BPC_43.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:44am CDT

Dave and Sophie help Mark improvise the second half of Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers. Horse-fixated Wargs! Vulvic keepsakes! And one hell of a yard party, you guys!

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The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers was written by J.R.R. Tolkein. Its film was distributed by New Line Cinema.

Direct download: MM_Two_Towers_pt2.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 2:47pm CDT

Dave Stecco and Sophie Shrand rejoin Mark in a joyous muffing of The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers. Return to our enchanting version of Middle Earth where footless Hobblets struggle, mask-wearing Gollums belt showtunes, and flaxen-haired heroes examine broaches for a bit.

This is part one of a two-part episode.

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This episode is sponsored by Know Your Company, the software tool that helps you know your company better.

Blastropodcast is a member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative.

Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody.

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers was written by J.R.R. Tolkein. Its film was distributed by New Line Cinema.

Direct download: MM_Two_Towers_pt_1.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:34pm CDT

Hark! Grant Howitt (Game designer/England's Finest Son) Introduces Dottore to the boundless glory of British culture in this special bonuts episode. Grab a pint of best, a block of Weetabix and listen to the mellifluous lilt of a man who interviewed Hulk Hogan!

Segments:

1. What's all this then? - Prime Ministers and pig porking

2. How's your father? - "Taking the piss" and "Blimey"

3. Crusty jugglers - Wyverns

This episode was sponsored by Cards Against Humanity. Thanks Cards!

Please show your tortoise-like team spirit by supporting Grant's Kickstarter for his new game, Unbound RPG!

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This episode features "Quirky Dog" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Direct download: BPC_RB1.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:32am CDT

Matt Young (Hello from the Magic Tavern, Improvised Star Trek, Improvised Shakespeare Co.) and Dottore learn about memory, pledge allegiances, and award each other medals. Thanks to BPC Reader ArkInBlack for writing in! Mushashi!

This episode is sponsored by the heroic nobles at Basecamp.

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This episode features "Quirky Dog" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Direct download: BPC_42f.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:43am CDT

Dave Stecco (Blurry Photos & Candy Chat podcasts) rejoins Mark to complete Martin Scorsese's cautionary tale of organized crime and timestream mismanagement. Remember kids, crooks are shnooks!

This is part two of a two-part episode. 

This episode is sponsored by the party consiglieri at Jackbox.

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Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody.

Goodfellas was produced by Warner Bros. and is adapted from the book Wiseguy by Nicholas Pileggi.

Direct download: MM_goodfellas_P_pt_2.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:11am CDT

Steph Spence (champion of  environmental science and writer for Our Fair City) waxes catastrophical about the mysterious and alarming phenomenon of colony collapse disorder. Coruscant stumps Steph. Dottore diagnoses Martha Stewart with the MILF virus. And we continue to misunderstand and butter up the exotic British.

This episode is sponsored by Cards Against Humanity.

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The Blastropodcast theme song was composed by Stephen Poon.

"Every spoonful of honey that you put in your mouth is stolen from a hardworking bee."

 

Direct download: BPC_41.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:47pm CDT

Dave Stecco (of the Blurry Photos & Candy Chat podcasts) joins Mark in taking a comedic torch to that glimmering shinebox of a biopic - Goodfellas. So polish your wingtips, gas up the  Coupe DeVille, and get ready for a MATHAH FACKIN ride through the world of organized crime!

This is part one of a two-part episode. 

This episode is sponsored by the goodfellas and goodgals at Field Notes.

Blastropodcast/Muffed Movies is a member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative.

Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody.

Goodfellas was produced by Warner Bros. and is adapted from the book Wiseguy by Nicholas Pileggi.

Kogepan means burnt bread and is also a wonderful animated character in Japan, but has nothing to do with this episode. Alas. 

 

 

Direct download: Goodfellas_pt_1.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:55pm CDT

Hello readers! Game designer and all-around-fun-guy Grant Howitt returns to walk Dottore through the Mall of the Imagination. Uncover shops' insidious strategies to sucker you out of your cash. The glittering freshwater of knowledge lies just beyond the maze of mall minotaurs, carnivorous trucks, and robotic lady-gardens. Double canes!

This episode was sponsored by Cards Against Humanity. Thanks Cards!

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If you're reading this podcast in March of 2016, then check out Grant Howitt's Kickstarter of his role playing game, Chronicle!

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This episode features "Quirky Dog" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Direct download: 40o.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:15pm CDT

Your Christmas gift came early this year! Part 2 of Andy and Mark's It's A Wonderful Life parody is replete with necromancy, child-punting, and all the usual bullshit that you've come to expect from us.

This is also Andy's final episode on Muffed Movies! Be sure to thank him for his valorous service and check out his future endeavors on his blog, Big Games with Ace. Thanks for all the good times Andy!

This is part two of a two-part episode. A new episode of Blastropodcast will be released in late December.

This episode is sponsored by Know Your Company, the software tool that helps you know your company better.

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Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody.

It's a Wonderful Life was produced by Liberty Films and distributed by RKO Radio Pictures.

This episode features "Quirky Dog" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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Direct download: IAWL_pt_2.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:59pm CDT

Remington Cleve, host of the I Made You a Mixtape podcast and creator of the Dessert First Network unleashes the music in Dottore's heart - and an alarming, tuburculoid lung-illness. Tangents about as these fellows crack each other up and sometimes teach you how sound works. Sorry dead people.

This ep is sponsored by Emporium Arcade Bar.

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Direct download: 39h_COMP_LEV_NR.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:52pm CDT

Andy and Mark get a head start on the holidays with this heart-muffing improvisation of It's a Wonderful Life. Chock full of horcruxes, stuttering, and Mark's inane 90s music references, this is a nugget of joy you won't soon destroy. Wait. Also Andy makes a very important announcement!

This is part one of a two-part episode. Part two will drop in December. A new episode of Blastropodcast will be released in late November, if you nasty.

This episode is sponsored by Iron Galaxy, the creators of Capsule Force, an intergalactic-retro-anime multiplayer game now available on PS4 and Steam! Thanks Iron Galaxy!

Blastropodcast/Muffed Movies is a member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative.

Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody.

It's a Wonderful Life was produced by Liberty Films and distributed by RKO Radio Pictures.

Direct download: Wonderful_Life_pt_1.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 2:05pm CDT

Halloween is all upons as a host of villains descend on the Muffed Movies studio for this creepy bonus treat! Pazuzu! Incognito Jones! And, yay, even Baron Mind himself threaten to break all the rules of muffing as this podcast veers ever closer to the brink of madness! Also, we sort of act out the Exorcist.

This is part two of a two-part episode.

This episode is sponsored by Iron Galaxy, the creators of Capsule Forcean intergalactic-retro-anime multiplayer game now available on PS4 and Steam!

Blastropodcast/Muffed Movies is a member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative.

Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody.

The Exorcist is property of Warner Bros and  20th Century Fox. The film is based on the novel of the same name, written by William Peter Blatty.

Direct download: Exorcist_Pt_2_Final.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:00am CDT

Happy Halloween everyone! The power of Christ compels you to enjoy this very special Muffed Movies bonus treat!

This is part one of a two-part episode.

This episode is sponsored by the good people at Basecamp. Not the bad ones.

Blastropodcast/Muffed Movies is a member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative.

Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody.

The Exorcist is property of Warner Bros and  20th Century Fox. The film is based on the novel of the same name, written by William Peter Blatty.

Direct download: Exorcist_Pt_1_Final.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:58pm CDT

And we're back! Season 2 kicks off with a speculative glimpse of our impending doom as Dottore considers the Singularity. Will technography overtake us? Or will we evolve into sweet leisure slugs? Find out - maybe!

Special guest: Sean Kelley from Improvised Star Trek.

This episode is sponsored by Field Notes.

Blastropodcast/Muffed Movies is a member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative.

 

Direct download: ep_38_g.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:36am CDT

Four wizards get amazed.  Legalize it.

This is part three of a three-part episode. 

This episode is sponsored by Cards Against Humanity. I know, right?

Blastropodcast/Muffed Movies is a member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative.

Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody.

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire is property of Warner Bros., and is based on the novel published by Scholastic Press and authored by J.K. Rowling.

Direct download: MM_Goblet_part_3.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 6:24pm CDT

A teenage wizard struggles to survive a deadly competition. Young hearts embark on their first romance. Plus Mark jokes about "Eiffel towering" someone. There really is something for everyone in this short and sweet episode.

This is part two of a three-part episode. 

This episode is sponsored by Cards Against Humanity. They refuse to issue a statement.

Blastropodcast/Muffed Movies is a member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative.

Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody.

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire is property of Warner Bros., and is based on the novel published by Scholastic Press and authored by J.K. Rowling.

Direct download: Goblet_Part_2.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 5:55pm CDT

Mark and Andy take you on a magical journey through the storybook kingdom of 1990s England. Squidditch! Spice Girls! And a flagrant utterance of the C-word.

This is part one of a three-part episode. Tri-episode!

This episode is sponsored by Field Notes. Shit man, ya gotta write on something.

Blastropodcast/Muffed Movies is a member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative.

Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody.

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire is property of Warner Bros., and is based on the novel published by Scholastic Press and authored by J.K. Rowling.

Direct download: MM_Goblet_pt._1.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 6:32pm CDT

Andy and Mark pen their own comedic conclusion to The Neverending Story in this frame-breaking, super meta muffing. Baron Mind? Richard Dreyfuss? A perverse geologist? All of these goofs await you beyond the borders of Fantasia! 
 
This is part two of a two-part episode.
 
This episode is sponsored by Emporium Arcade Bar. Visit emporiumchicago.com for info.
 
Blastropodcast/Muffed Movies is a member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative.
 
Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody. The Neverending Story is copyrighted by Neue Constantin Film Productions GmbH and Distributed by Warner Home Video.
Direct download: Never_Ending_Story_Pt_2.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:42pm CDT

Attention Moonchildren and biters of rocks! Crack open the cover of Mark and Andy's mapcap reimagining of The Never Ending Story. There will be freaks, fights, and a pretty unexpected detour into Magic the Gathering. Enjoy!
 
This is part one of a two-part episode.
 
This episode is sponsored by those creative, semi-aquatic mammals at the Busy Beaver Button Co.
 
After the episode, enjoy the included sneak-peek trailer of Alcohollywood's 200th episode - Indiana Jones and the Monkey King.

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Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody. The Neverending Story is Copyrighted by Neue Constantin Film Productions GmbH and Distributed by Warner Home Video.
Direct download: Never_Ending_Story_Pt_1.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:12pm CDT

Hey kids! Charge up your robo-batteries and prepare for justice maneuvers, because it's time for part 2 of Muffed Movies' Robocop! Screw your courage to the sticking place alongside Snape, squibs, and Shakespeare! Plus, Clarence Boddicker gets himself in a complicated sexual situation. I mean cocaine was involved so it's a real grey area here you guys. Hoo boy...

This is part two of a two-part episode.

This episode is sponsored by the generous folks at Lodge Management Group.

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Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody. Robocop is property of MGM/Orion.

Direct download: MC_RC_pt._2_LEV_HPF.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:00pm CDT

Andy and Mark slap the handmuffs of justice across the wrists of the 1987 sci-fi action hit Robocop.Dead or alive, you're funning with me.

This is part one of a two-part episode.

This episode is sponsored by the good people at Field Notes.

Blastropodcast/Muffed Movies is a member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative.

Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody. Robocop is property of MGM/Orion.

Direct download: MM_RC_Pt_1_LEV_COMP.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:52pm CDT