Sat, 30 May 2015
Kat Evans iron-fists her way into the podchamber once again to discuss personality tests. Get scandalized by hip flexors, dongles, and jiggers! Try to understand Kat's inexplicable and terrifying jack-in-the-box bit. And then let us ruin Black Swan for you (though we've never seent it). Enjoy!
This episode is sponsored by Cards Against Humanity. |
Fri, 15 May 2015
Andy and Mark deliver a tour de force muffing of the iconic sci-fi horror film, Alien. Bounty hunters! Blowjies! And the rise of the dreaded dirt shark! Hold onto your ducks, because this is going to be a bumpy ride.
This is part one of a two-part episode. Ya hoid?
Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody. Alien is property of 20th Century Fox. |
Wed, 29 April 2015
Annelise Fabian defends her belief in ghosts against Dottore's relentless skepticism. Is there science behind specters? Who knows?! This episode is too full of rampage and rambunctiousness to pin down the truth on spooks. Join us as we enjoy song, swine, and salameters! |
Wed, 15 April 2015
Andy and Mark soar like two adorable baby geese on the wings of comedy as they complete the tale of Top Gun. Reckless romance! Turncoat Soviets! Light necromancy! And finally Andy reveals the last refuge of a scoundrel... This is part two of a two-part episode. (Twice the muffing, half the stuffing) Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody. Top Gun is property of Paramount Pictures. |
Sun, 29 March 2015
Mark and Andy strap on their goggles and take to the skies while muffing the classic 1986 action film, Top Gun. Along the way they'll encounter a sentient Game Boy, mysterious wizards, and more baby birds than anyone expected!
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Sun, 15 March 2015
Dottore interviews Chris Bashen (Nerd Outcast Podcast) about the intricacies of video games. Where did they come from? Why do we play them? And are they simply waking dreams, pyrric victories, if you will? Also - falsetto singing! Rock smashing! And an uncharacteristically voyeuristic Podchamber!
This episode is sponsored by Cards Against Humanity. |
Sat, 24 January 2015
Special guest Sophie Shrand joins Mark and Andy in muffing Peter Jackson's film adaptation of Tolkien's classic. Incognito party-Wraiths! Balrog Lando! And old-man Mark referencing Pearl Jam just often enough! This is a non-commercial fan production. The Fellowship of the Ring was written by J.R.R. Tolkein. Its film was distribued by New Line Cinema. |
Sat, 24 January 2015
Kaye Straub, 2014 Champion of the Chicago League of Lady Arm Wrestlers, weighs in on religion, gender, and what's awesome about math. Plus: vampiric Mandel-Bits! Snatch-chats! And a special appearance by Macho Ma'am Candy Savage herself! We may also talk briefly about fractals somewhere around the 24 minute mark as well. |
Thu, 25 December 2014
Wedding bells are in the air in Gotham - but so is crime! Andy dons the mantle of Jack Nicholson and Mark gets fratty with Batty in this retelling of Mark's favorite childhood jam. This episode is a noncommercial fan production. Batman (the movie) is property of Warner Bros. Batman (the character) is property of DC Comics and was created by Bob Kane. Mark (the podcaster) loves Batman. |
Sun, 21 December 2014
Dottore celebrates Christmas with cavalcade of characters from the Muffed Movies podcast. Join them for festive songs, zany antics, and a call from an old friend. And for those of you that celebrate Cryptsmas, there's also quite a bit of bloodshed. Special thanks to Andy North, Jared Latore, and the Alcohollywood podcast! |
Mon, 1 December 2014
Mark and Andy get chummy with the aquatic horror-thriller Jaws. Time-sharks! Gentlemen fisherman! Ink-dwarves! And a boatload of appologies to the folks Mark will likely upset (sorry people with New York accents)!
This episode is a noncommercial fan production. Jaws is property of Universal Studios Inc. |
Tue, 25 November 2014
OC Dweeb podcast's Sawyer Heppes endures Dottore's first biographically-focused episode. Hear probable anecdotes about the great Nikola Tesla! Experience the Podchamber and Balnaz's reinactment of the most shameful moment of the Current Wars! And dive into a sumptuous bath of podcast profanity! All this and an Ask Dottore question answered - Thanksgiving indeed! |
Sat, 8 November 2014
Jared Latore from the Alcohollywood podcast returns to contemplate death itself. Will Pantalone sell his home-makeover reality show? Can Dottore remember the name of his ward? And what fell secrets lay within the turkey-jerky meat cellar? Find out on this audio journey into... The Schmilight Zone. |
Sun, 26 October 2014
In this special Halloween treat Mark and Andy unleash a chilling cavalcade of goons, ghoulies, and spiders! Can you survive this entire spooky episode without screaming in terror? Find out if you dare... Also, Mark says the c-word. This episode is a noncommercial fan production. The SIlence of the Lambs is property of MGM and is based on the novel by Thomas Harris. |
Sat, 4 October 2014
Andy and Mark return to conclude their retelling of the Star Wars trilogy. This episode is packed to the gills with laughter, lunacy, and pimpful bits of grab-askin'. Blood! Speed! Adventure! This episode is a noncommercial fan production. Star Wars is property of Disney Enterprises, Inc. |
Sat, 27 September 2014
General Ironicus (that flagrant hyperbolist) returns with earthquakes and volcanos on his mind. This trenchful episode also features an unfortunate Lich, arcane videogame references, and the looming threat of death! Thanks for listening and donating! And please keep "giving it up for all the cyberpunks fighting for freedom everyday." - Snatcher |
Sun, 14 September 2014
Dottore is surprised by the condition of his Labroturtle. The Podchamber is all kissed-out. And Mark (that idiot roommate) shares updates about the next episodes of BPC and Muffed Movies. |
Thu, 28 August 2014
Sophie Shrand confounds Dottore as they consider the science behind the adolescent mind. Tendon snaps! Neuroblasts! And more biddies than you can shake a red snake at. Yup, this episode's a real werk of shart. |
Sun, 10 August 2014
Andy North and Mark Soloff are at it again! In this episode of Muffed Movies, the boys act out Star Wars: Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back by memory. Dub-step robots, Tokyo-butt punches, and the raunchiest lightsabres this side of Cloud City! This is not an episode of Blastropodcast, but it's so hillarious you'll "hort hort hort" out loud. This episode is a noncommercial fan production. Star Wars is property of Disney Enterprises, Inc. |
Sat, 26 July 2014
David Flora and Dave Stecco from the Blurry Photos podcast team up with Dottore to find and vanquish the fearsome wyvern from Castle Balordo! Also they tackle popular myths of Science (but mostly just laugh and nerd out about fun moments from podcasting). Dust off those mumply old honey-fingers, cause you're in for a serious milk-job! |
Mon, 14 July 2014
A fresh haul of listener questions is read and answered by Dottore! Anti-matter explained! Sackesacks exposed! And finally a wine menu to pair with exotic animyules! Listen all the way to the end for a special treat! Ooooh yeeeeeah! |
Sat, 28 June 2014
Harshish Chitkara shares a jail-side chat with Dottore in the fantastical village of Eyemouth. They wax sociological, sexualogical, and sackelogical! Will these Men of Science escape the clutches of the Brotherhood of the Winking Tooth? Only if they can harness the power of the elusive Bumblegoose! Also - sorry Bulgaria. |
Sat, 14 June 2014
Mark Soloff and Andy North act out the second half of Star Wars: A New Hope. Will Han Solo learn to care for other people? Will the Tie-Fighter Girls find peace? Will Al Capone's lightsaber-shooting spaceship silence our heroes forever? Find out in our thrilling conclusion! |
Wed, 11 June 2014
With Dottore away from the apartment, idiot-roommate Mark Soloff and special guest Andy North decide to act out Star Wars: A New Hope in its entirety. Shit gets wacky. This is not an episode of Blastropodcast, but it is crazy as a mugg and you should listen to it. Drink every time someone says "suddenly". This is part 1 of a 2 part episode. This episode is a noncommercial fan production. Star Wars is property of Disney Enterprises, Inc. |
Tue, 27 May 2014
Geek Girl Chicago (Lauren Faits) seizes control of the bird-blood-powered Battle Van, Geekfully delaying Dottore's journey to Scotland. Learn about ghostly keys, revisit Dottore's arch-enemyuse Doctor Why, and discover the sobering answer to the question "Who ya gonna heil?" (spolers: nobody). |
Thu, 15 May 2014
Dottore and the Podchambapp take a well-deserved break from their roadtrip to order some rude chow. |
Thu, 24 April 2014
General Ironicus (chipandironicus.com) explains Evolution to Dottore during an unprecedented roadtrip to Scotland! Join these men of Science as they tackle unwelcome sports references, child brides, and gratuitous neck snapping! Harooki! |
Mon, 14 April 2014
Dottore quenches burning questions, gets fearfully glandular, hawks an ionic bus to Ironicus, and solves a groovy paternity mystery. |
Sat, 22 March 2014
Planetary Defense Force's Andy North and Keith Hand get chummy with Dottore as they discuss their own friendship in this fast-and-loose episode. Also: Doge Balordo has wyvern problems, Dottore's ponce has a schmind of its own, and more end-of-episode bloopers than you should withstand! |
Mon, 10 March 2014
Dottore and Balnaz recollect the origin of the first Microsode. When faced with criticism, Dottore refuses to let it go. |
Sun, 23 February 2014
Ele Matelan from Wildclaw Theatre spills the beans about blood! Knife strikes! Blood-sucking monsters! Scholarly ruminations on Science Fiction and Horror! And more crazy wordplay than a blender full of dictionaries. |
Fri, 14 February 2014
Happy Valenswine's Day! This Microsode includes: Science News Headlines with Cool Dottore, an Ask Dottore segmyunte, and an upsetting call from Pantalone. Featuring friend of the show Jared Latore as Pantalone! |
Mon, 27 January 2014
Chris Bashen, host of the Nerd Outcast Podcast, stops by the podchamber to dish about cloning and actor-y stuff. What will Dottore do with Chris' stolen hair? How is Dottore like a sexy encyclopedia? And why hasn't wingman Mark left the Airbase? Find out now! Forever! |
Tue, 14 January 2014
Dottore answers your questions, explains why Microsodes even, and indulges in some delicious foreskin cookies! |
Sat, 28 December 2013
Our Fair City podcast creators Clayton Faits and Jeffrey Gardner are whisked away by Dottore on a romantically-motivated jernt to the Moon. Will the Yutu Rover become Dottore's new main squeeze? Will museums get sickly burned? Will Jeffrey feel a palpable discomfort with Dottore's oily sheen? Listen in to find out in this snappy episode! |
Tue, 17 December 2013
Dottore & friends stave off the winter blues by celebrating the nihilistic holiday Cryptsmas - mit song! |
Thu, 21 November 2013
Kat Evans drops by for a chat about food, waste, and worms. Secret paddle-school origins! Swarms of spaceworms! And painfully awkward psychoanalysis of Dottore by an ersatz mother-figure! Why? Because it's Thanksgiving, you animal! |
Fri, 18 October 2013
Dr. Thanh Thai lends medical credibility to this episode as he and Dottore candidly talk shop about mental illness. Hungry to know why Dottore loathes hugs? Yearning to hear Dottore's open mic set? Crazy for Justice? Look no further, you loveable crazy kook! Also, bonus swears at the end. |
Tue, 17 September 2013
Dave Stecco from the Blurry Photos podcast squares off against Dottore for some conversational combat! These scholarly chums explore Kung Fu, cryptids, and wailing on things in general. Need some hot new food-based lyrics to retrofit an old favorite movie theme? Look no further. Plus, some bonus puns - because you're worth it! |
Sat, 31 August 2013
REWHAT? Technical buggery made the original episode 15 fly away forever. In its place, please enjoy a re-released version of 15 with a new gainful intro segmyunte! See kids? You'll barely miss Daddy now that Walter is staying over. In this episode: Keith Hand embarks on a dangerous journey to the Red Planet with fellow butternaut, Dottore Balordo. How will they survive? Who will they discover? And what is Dottore's mysterious motive? All this and more menses jokes than anyone should endure! Far out, man! |
Thu, 22 August 2013
Viruses! Dr. Adam Soloff (a real-life SCIENTIST!) tolerates Dottore whilst explaining how viruses work. Peppered with nonsensical PSAs and fantastical commercials from Dottore’s podscape, this episode is bulging with hurtful satire! Also, comedy aside, please support the advancement of immunological research and science education - visit http://www.aai.org/ . |
Thu, 18 July 2013
Annelise Fabian returns to be shrieked at by Dottore. Do they discuss cat balls, viking-transformation, and the evils of looking into Dottore's mouth? Of course! Do they discuss stars? Well, they tried. |
Thu, 6 June 2013
The Semmerling family embraces Dottore, despite his protestations. Young Atticus teaches us the 3 types of kissing. Donna thinks barfing is a riot. And Jeff illuminates the joy of giving. Plus: Pope quotes! Leggones! And the tragic fate of Dottore's ex-wife. For more on the Semmerling's awesome Art, visit: http://www.insideoutarts.us/ . |
Sat, 18 May 2013
Criminal mastermind Andy North swings by to teach Dottore a thing or two about babies. What's that, a blanket made of babies? Witch's milk? Confessions of buggery? All this and a special appearance by the infamous Baby Sucker. Noof! |
Wed, 3 April 2013
Claire & Ansel show Dottore how the sorsages are made by introducing him to the Renaissance, both real and staged. Treat your ears to tales of Irish decapitation! Mysterious black rocks! And consensual swordfighting! Word to your midwife. |
Sat, 23 March 2013
Annelise Fabian (self-proclaimed incorporeal meth-enthusiast and World's Best Wife) is berated by Dottore. Join them in the Schweinpod for a round of Bungeons and Raggons! Thrill as Canadians are tempted to end their lives! And ink yourself as phlegm makes our host sick to his scummikques! |
Sat, 9 March 2013
Leslie Nesbit sits down with Dottore for a hard-hitting look at Arachnids. Also: How many poops per week is normal? What causes face-pregnancy? And will Leslie escape from the miniscule menace of the "Widoe Spidoe"? Find out! Now with even less background music! |
Thu, 14 February 2013
Yogi Kat Evans shares her life experiences with Dottore & friends to school them about Yoga, Theatre, and Battle Beasts. The struggle for precious floor-food begins. Bones are lost. Hungry dinosaurs are remembered. And an unexpected cameo from gypsy-jazz musician Sophie! BAROOM! |
Sat, 19 January 2013
Gamester Andy North teaches Dottore about Sleep. Sam Min-Man gets offended. And the War of the Brownloads cannot be unbegun! |
Sat, 5 January 2013
Jared Latore returns to assist Dottore in the first (and perhaps last) installment of Dottore's DIRECTORE'S COMMENTORE series. In this episode, the gents will view and comment on Stephen Spielberg's sci-fi classic Jurassic Park. Listen along while viewing the film at home for a scientific/comedic time-consuming experience! |
Tue, 11 December 2012
Caitlin Watkins drops knowledge on Dottore about the Maya and what the end of their long count calendar means. Blood rituals? Check. Method Man? No doubt. Doctor Who references? A thousand times yes! And as a bonus treat, the first ten minutes of the recording are plagued with static! Because it's Christmas, that's why. |
Tue, 4 December 2012
Chicago dell'Arte's Nick Freed helps Dottore to plumb the mysteries of black holes. Also: Who is Lucius McGoocius? Where is the Library Ghost? And what is the Secret of the Ooze? Find out in this Tale of Two `tores! |
Mon, 19 November 2012
David Rheinstrom and Dottore knobble through space-time in their exploration of dinosaurs. Duckful censorship! Foreshortening! Smoking some Nexus! Also:Bratislava is not in Slovenia. |
Tue, 30 October 2012
Sebastian Orr joins Dottore in a firsthand exploration of Fear. Tornadoes! Zombies! Psycho-scare-apy? Plus more Star Trek analogies than you ever wanted to hear. |
Tue, 16 October 2012
Tanya Thai McBride joins Dottore in an unintentionally songful exploration of deception, snakes, and gas-related heating. Dottore is hit with things. Listeners' questions are answered. And Balnaz the Kobold makes his debut. |
Thu, 4 October 2012
Short n'sweet! The Schiles explain love to Dottore. Pantalone gets pranked. Questions are fielded. Plus the brokenest link to the epicest wedding video that nobody will ever get to see. |
Sat, 22 September 2012
Jared Latore helps Dottore understand alcohol. Wine, Werewolves, and Women are considered. Listeners' questions are answered. And the Curiosity Rover has closure issues. |