Blastropodcast

Wedding bells are in the air in Gotham - but so is crime! Andy dons the mantle of Jack Nicholson and Mark gets fratty with Batty in this retelling of Mark's favorite childhood jam.  

This episode is a noncommercial fan production. Batman (the movie) is property of Warner Bros. Batman (the character) is property of DC Comics and was created by Bob Kane. Mark (the podcaster) loves Batman.

Direct download: Muffed_Movies_6.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 3:48pm CDT

Dottore celebrates Christmas with cavalcade of characters from the Muffed Movies podcast. Join them for festive songs, zany antics, and a call from an old friend. And for those of you that celebrate Cryptsmas, there's also quite a bit of bloodshed.

Special thanks to Andy North, Jared Latore, and the Alcohollywood podcast!

Direct download: XMS2014e_COMP.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:36pm CDT

Mark and Andy get chummy with the aquatic horror-thriller Jaws. Time-sharks! Gentlemen fisherman! Ink-dwarves! And a boatload of appologies to the folks Mark will likely upset (sorry people with New York accents)!

 

This episode is a noncommercial fan production. Jaws is property of Universal Studios Inc.

Direct download: MMf.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:57am CDT

OC Dweeb podcast's Sawyer Heppes endures Dottore's first biographically-focused episode. Hear probable anecdotes about the great Nikola Tesla! Experience the Podchamber and Balnaz's reinactment of the most shameful moment of the Current Wars! And dive into a sumptuous bath of podcast profanity! All this and an Ask Dottore question answered - Thanksgiving indeed!  

Direct download: BPC_32e.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:51pm CDT

Jared Latore from the Alcohollywood podcast returns to contemplate death itself. Will Pantalone sell his home-makeover reality show? Can Dottore remember the name of his ward? And what fell secrets lay within the turkey-jerky meat cellar? Find out on this audio journey into... The Schmilight Zone.

Direct download: BPC_31i.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 3:32pm CDT

In this special Halloween treat Mark and Andy unleash a chilling cavalcade of goons, ghoulies, and spiders! Can you survive this entire spooky episode without screaming in terror? Find out if you dare... Also, Mark says the c-word.

This episode is a noncommercial fan production. The SIlence of the Lambs is property of MGM and is based on the novel by Thomas Harris.

Direct download: MM4g.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 6:31pm CDT

Andy and Mark return to conclude their retelling of the Star Wars trilogy. This episode is packed to the gills with laughter, lunacy, and pimpful bits of grab-askin'. Blood! Speed! Adventure!

This episode is a noncommercial fan production. Star Wars is property of Disney Enterprises, Inc. 

Direct download: MM3.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:40am CDT

General Ironicus (that flagrant hyperbolist) returns with earthquakes and volcanos on his mind. This trenchful episode also features an unfortunate Lich, arcane videogame references, and the looming threat of death! Thanks for listening and donating! And please keep "giving it up for all the cyberpunks fighting for freedom everyday." - Snatcher

Direct download: 30b.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:12am CDT

Dottore is surprised by the condition of his Labroturtle. The Podchamber is all kissed-out. And Mark (that idiot roommate) shares updates about the next episodes of BPC and Muffed Movies.

Direct download: M8c.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 3:09pm CDT

Sophie Shrand confounds Dottore as they consider the science behind the adolescent mind. Tendon snaps! Neuroblasts! And more biddies than you can shake a red snake at. Yup, this episode's a real werk of shart.

Direct download: 29f_2_COMP_2.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:47am CDT

Andy North and Mark Soloff are at it again! In this episode of Muffed Movies, the boys act out Star Wars: Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back by memory. Dub-step robots, Tokyo-butt punches, and the raunchiest lightsabres this side of Cloud City! 

This is not an episode of Blastropodcast, but it's so hillarious you'll "hort hort hort" out loud. This episode is a noncommercial fan production. Star Wars is property of Disney Enterprises, Inc. 

Direct download: MM2d.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:58pm CDT

David Flora and Dave Stecco from the Blurry Photos podcast team up with Dottore to find and vanquish the fearsome wyvern from Castle Balordo! Also they tackle popular myths of Science (but mostly just laugh and nerd out about fun moments from podcasting). Dust off those mumply old honey-fingers, cause you're in for a serious milk-job!

Direct download: 28h.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 5:07pm CDT

A fresh haul of listener questions is read and answered by Dottore! Anti-matter explained! Sackesacks exposed! And finally a wine menu to pair with exotic animyules! Listen all the way to the end for a special treat! Ooooh yeeeeeah! 

Direct download: M7d.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:58pm CDT

Harshish Chitkara shares a jail-side chat with Dottore in the fantastical village of Eyemouth. They wax sociological, sexualogical, and sackelogical! Will these Men of Science escape the clutches of the Brotherhood of the Winking Tooth? Only if they can harness the power of the elusive Bumblegoose! Also - sorry Bulgaria. 

Direct download: BPC27j.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:14pm CDT

Mark Soloff and Andy North act out the second half of Star Wars: A New Hope.  Will Han Solo learn to care for other people? Will the Tie-Fighter Girls find peace? Will Al Capone's lightsaber-shooting spaceship silence our heroes forever? Find out in our thrilling conclusion!

This is not an episode of Blastropodcast, but it's frickin' great, so check it out. This is part 2 of a 2 part episode. This episode is a noncommercial fan production. Star Wars is property of Disney Enterprises, Inc. 

Direct download: Part_2.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 4:10pm CDT

With Dottore away from the apartment, idiot-roommate Mark Soloff and special guest Andy North decide to act out Star Wars: A New Hope in its entirety. Shit gets wacky. This is not an episode of Blastropodcast, but it is crazy as a mugg and you should listen to it. Drink every time someone says "suddenly". This is part 1 of a 2 part episode. This episode is a noncommercial fan production. Star Wars is property of Disney Enterprises, Inc.

Direct download: Part_1.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:52pm CDT

Geek Girl Chicago (Lauren Faits) seizes control of the bird-blood-powered Battle Van, Geekfully delaying Dottore's journey to Scotland. Learn about ghostly keys, revisit Dottore's arch-enemyuse Doctor Why, and discover the sobering answer to the question "Who ya gonna heil?" (spolers: nobody).

Direct download: BPC_26.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:20pm CDT

Dottore and the Podchambapp take a well-deserved break from their roadtrip to order some rude chow.

Direct download: M6b.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:29pm CDT

General Ironicus (chipandironicus.com) explains Evolution to Dottore during an unprecedented roadtrip to Scotland! Join these men of Science as they tackle unwelcome sports references, child brides, and gratuitous neck snapping! Harooki! 

Direct download: BPC_25i.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:25pm CDT

Dottore quenches burning questions, gets fearfully glandular, hawks an ionic bus to Ironicus, and solves a groovy paternity mystery.

Direct download: Microsode_5.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:31pm CDT

Planetary Defense Force's Andy North and Keith Hand get chummy with Dottore as they discuss their own friendship in this fast-and-loose episode. Also: Doge Balordo has wyvern problems, Dottore's ponce has a schmind of its own, and more end-of-episode bloopers than you should withstand! 

Direct download: BPC24i.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:23am CDT

Dottore and Balnaz recollect the origin of the first Microsode. When faced with criticism, Dottore refuses to let it go.

Direct download: M4e.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:01am CDT

Ele Matelan from Wildclaw Theatre spills the beans about blood! Knife strikes! Blood-sucking monsters! Scholarly ruminations on Science Fiction and Horror! And more crazy wordplay than a blender full of dictionaries.

Direct download: BPC23h.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 5:23pm CDT

Happy Valenswine's Day! This Microsode includes: Science News Headlines with Cool Dottore, an Ask Dottore segmyunte, and an upsetting call from Pantalone. Featuring friend of the show Jared Latore as Pantalone!

Direct download: M3e_from_drive.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 2:12pm CDT

Chris Bashen, host of the Nerd Outcast Podcast, stops by the podchamber to dish about cloning and actor-y stuff. What will Dottore do with Chris' stolen hair? How is Dottore like a sexy encyclopedia? And why hasn't wingman Mark left the Airbase? Find out now! Forever!

Direct download: 22d.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:34pm CDT

Dottore answers your questions, explains why Microsodes even, and indulges in some delicious foreskin cookies! 

Direct download: M2b_FINAL.wav
Category:general -- posted at: 7:51pm CDT

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