Blastropodcast (comedy)

Hongry for a full hour of Mark and Andy cracking each other up about disposable character voices and skinwalkers? Then belly up to the bar, friend: we're cookin' up the good stuff.

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Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody. Alien/Aliens is property of 20th Century Fox.

Direct download: MM_aliens_pt2_d.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 2:37pm CST

Andy and Mark goof up a parody of the action/sci-fi classic, Aliens. We hope you like space marines and "girl stuff" because we’re simply obsessed with such phenomena.

This is part 1 of a multi-part episode.

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Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody. Alien is property of 20th Century Fox.

Direct download: MM_aliens_pt1_e.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 5:43pm CST

Mark and Grant soldier on sans Dottore and finally do the episode proper.  You might could learn about:

  • Cockney rhyming slang
  • The decadent Herveys
  • The 4th of July
  • The Star-Spangled Banner 

This is part 2 of a 2-part episode.


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This episode is sensuously brought to you in part by Backblaze and the shrieking fire-punks of the CPC, Cards Against Humanity. They’ll always have your back.

This episode features "Quirky Dog" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Direct download: RB5_pt_2_draft_b.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:12pm CST

Dottore abandons Grant, leaving him to discuss all things British with Mark (who has a throat thing). This episode features our new and exciting (and never again recorded) nested podcasts:

  • AvCast (the sub podcast about Avatar the Last Airbender)
  • Bat Chat / Almost Gotham
  • Chocolate Chast aka Back Chat 

This is part 1 of a multi-part episode.


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This episode features "Quirky Dog" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Direct download: rb5.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:50pm CST

Sex Archie's Grant (General Ironicus) & Blurry Photos' David Flora stick the landing in part 3 of their Jurassic Park parody. Glorious. Also Mark reveals a bold experiment in muffing.

Thanks to the Second City Training Center & the Chicago Podcast Cooperative!

Muffed Movies is a noncommercial fan production, a parody. Jurassic Park was produced by Universal Pictures & Amblin Entertainment.

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Direct download: JP3__Marked_Movies_NR_COMP.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 3:46pm CST

Blurry Photos' David Flora and Sex Archie's Grant (aka General Ironicus) hold on to their butts for the 2nd act of their reenactment of Jurassic Park! 

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This episode is sponsored by the Second City Training Center. This sponsorship was coordinated by the disconcertingly frank millennials at the Chicago Podcast Cooperative

Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody.

This episode is a noncommercial fan production. A work of parody. The film Jurassic Park was produced by Universal Pictures and Amblin Entertainment. The novel Jurassic Park was written by Michael Crichton. 

This episode features "Quirky Dog" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Direct download: pt2h.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 2:47pm CST

General Ironicus and David Flora set off on an adult-sized adventure muffing Mark's favorite childhood film. We spared no expense.  

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This episode is sponsored by Simplecast and emotionally supported by the Chicago Podcast Cooperative

This episode features "Quirky Dog" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Direct download: mm_JP_pt_1.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:30am CST

Taylor Overstreet and Dottore share a cheerful evening swapping goofs and waxing quantum physosophical. they may skitter down the sheer rock face known as adequate explanation of quantum entanglement, but hey, this is edutainment. If you need the full monty, just watch that one Nova video.

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This episode is sponsored by the Second City Training Center. Their parent organization didn't cast Mark in its touring company, but what the hell, he discovered Commedia dell'Arte and Dottore instead. Funny how life works out. This sponsorship was arranged by the no-nonsense game-smithies at the Chicago Podcast Cooperative

This episode features "Quirky Dog" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Direct download: 49f.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:59pm CST

Andy North and Mark are a little punchy as they cinch closed the loose, watery conclusion of Star Wars: The Force Awakens.

This is part 3 of a 3-part episode. We got there. Together.

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This episode is sponsored by the Second City Training Center. They made Mark into what he is today. Thanks? This sponsorship was brokered by the Ents at the Chicago Podcast Cooperative

Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody.

This episode is a noncommercial fan production. A work of parody. Star Wars is property of Disney Enterprises, Inc. 

This episode features "Quirky Dog" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Direct download: SWTFA_pt3_K.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:10pm CST

Andy North and Mark continue their gripping tale of an unlikely heroine, a space warlock, and a droid made of ball. Some old favorites return to the cast of our Star Wars Muffniverse in this part. You're welcome?

This is part 2 of a multi-part episode. How many parts? Less than ten prolly.

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This episode is sponsored by Backblaze and that sponsorship is made possible by the Chicago Podcast Cooperative

Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody.

This episode is a noncommercial fan production. A work of parody. Star Wars is property of Disney Enterprises, Inc. 

This episode features "Quirky Dog" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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Direct download: SWFA_pt_2M.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:50pm CST

Andy North makes a special return visit to copilot Muffed Movies and Mark is thrilled to traverse the Star Wars universe once again with him. This parody of The Force Awakens is a return to all the old familiar places (and goofs) of a galaxy far far away. Enjoy!

This is part 1 of a multi-part episode.

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This episode is sponsored by Overcast and that sponsorship was made possible by the Chicago Podcast Cooperative

Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody.

This episode is a noncommercial fan production. A work of parody. Star Wars is property of Disney Enterprises, Inc. 

This episode features "Quirky Dog" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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Direct download: SWFA_pt_1F.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:33am CST

Alcohollywood's Jared Latore and Clint Worthington return to "retire" some robot baddies in this comic conclusion of Ridley Scott's Blade Runner! 

This is part two of a two-part episode.

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This episode features "Quirky Dog" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody.

Blade Runner (1982) was produced by The Ladd Company, Shaw Brothers, & Blade Runner Partnership. It was distributed by Warner Bros.

Direct download: MMBR2H_NR_LV_NM_CP.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 4:00am CST

Alcohollywood's Clint Worthington & Jared Latore help Mark run down futuristic goofs as they muff Ridley Scott's gritty sci-fi noir Blade Runner! Happy October, you Replichamps!

This is part one of a two-part episode.

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This episode is brought to you in part by all of those Cards Against Humanity. Noice.

Blastropodcast is a member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative.

This episode features "Quirky Dog" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody.

Blade Runner (1982) was produced by The Ladd Company, Shaw Brothers, & Blade Runner Partnership. It was distributed by Warner Bros.

Direct download: Blade_Runner_pt_1.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 4:00am CST

Libby Schreiner (Koch Brothers Mystery Show, the Onion) helps Dottore understand what all that colorful stuff on the walls is. Spoilers:it's mostly sausage.

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This episode is informally brought to you in part by the egregiously understated whippersnappers at Cards Against Humanity

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Direct download: ep_48J.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:22pm CST

A reading of the first scene of Mark's new horror novel The Silent Scream of Melania Trump, available now for pre-order on Inkshares.com.

Please pre-order this book today - and help Mark get it published!

 

Direct download: SSMT_ch1_sc1_AMP_LEV_NR.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 6:38pm CST

Sophie, Dave, & Mark finish what they started 5 hours ago. Enjoy the fatigued, often obscene conclusion of Return of the King!

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This is part three of a three-part episode.

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This episode is brought to you in part by Cards Against Humanity. Rejoice.

Blastropodcast is a member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative.

This episode features "Quirky Dog" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody.

The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King was written by J.R.R. Tolkien. Its film was distributed by New Line Cinema.

Direct download: ROTK_Ep_3k11_AMP.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 5:00am CST

In this double-stuffed episode, we soak up the learn-rays of British summertime traditions. Also, Mark interviews Grant about his new roleplaying game The Spire!  So much episode, you'll need a doggy bag.

1. What's all this then? - A trickster humiliates the citizens of Pound World. 

2. How's your father? - 99 Flake, Cream tea, Village fetes.

BONUS TOUGHPAD BREAK!

3. Crusty jugglers - Summer watch.

BONUS BONUS THE SPIRE RPG INTERVIEW!!!

Plugs:

The Spire Kickstarter begins on 7/18/17 - Google it in defiance of our High Elf oppressors! 

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This episode is casually brought to you in part by the confoundingly self-possessed youths at Cards Against Humanity. Thanks Obama.

This episode features "Quirky Dog" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Direct download: RB4p.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:00am CST

Sophie, Dave, and Mark explore the ludicrously doomed characters of Minas Tirith through parody and song. Prepare yourself for sultry Hobbit jazz, Dwarven Twinkie tales, and so many goddamn disquieting meat sounds. Now get on your feet. Get up. And make it happen.  

This is part two of a three-part episode.

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This episode is brought to you in part by the 400 North May-niacs at Field Notes.

Blastropodcast is a member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative.

This episode features "Quirky Dog" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody.

The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King was written by J.R.R. Tolkien. Its film was distributed by New Line Cinema.

 

Direct download: ROTK_Ep._2.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 4:54pm CST

Dave Stecco of Blurry Photos and Science with Sophie's Sophie Shrand help Mark pack the ground beef of parody into a glistening meatloaf of entertainment in this, the first part of the final chapter of Lord of the Rings. Clap on your child-sized armor, because this is going to be a wild journey!  

This is part one of a... three-part(?) episode.

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This episode is brought to you in part by the Gondorian rangers at Field Notes.

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This episode features "RetroFuture Nasty" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody.

The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King was written by J.R.R. Tolkien. Its film was distributed by New Line Cinema.

 

Direct download: MM_RoK_pt_1.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:35am CST

Our Fair City's Betsey Palmer plants seeds of knowledge about Cannabis in Dottore's mind-garden. Learn how it works and why it's still so darn illegal in the US!

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 This episode is sponsored by Know Your Company, the software tool that helps you know your company better.

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This episode features "Quirky Dog" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Direct download: 47H.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:30am CST

Sebastian Orr and Mark return to conclude the cannibal classic Ravenous. It's time to find out who got screamed.

This is part 2 of a 2-part episode.

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This episode was brought to you in part by Cards Against Humanity. Thanks Cards!

Ravenous was distributed by Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation.

Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody.

Direct download: Ravenous_pt_2.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:14pm CST

Sebastian Orr guides Mark on a murderous mountain mission to mine some goofs from the ghoulish cult-classic horror film, Ravenous. Wendigo!

This is part 1 of a 2-part episode.

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Blastropodcast is proud to be a member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative.

This episode was sponsored by Cards Against Humanity. Thanks Cards!

Ravenous was distributed by Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation.

 Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody.

Direct download: Ravenous_1j.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:32pm CST

Cards Against Humanity's powerhouse & the Chicago Podcast Cooperative's champion, Claire Friedman has farm in her veins and a fire in her belly. Listen and learn as she helps Dottore unearth the exciting and confounding relationship between genetic engineering and mouth fuel.

Keith Hand edited the main section of the show. You know, the part that sounds good! He is a hero of the ages and a marvel among men. Thank you Keith!

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 This episode is sponsored by Cards Against Humanity. Thanks Cards!

 The Blastropodcast theme song was composed by Stephen Poon. Thanks Stephen!

This episode features "Quirky Dog" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Direct download: BPC_46.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 2:34pm CST

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In today's Rue Britannia we explore British Christmas traditions, Grant lies a bunch, and Dottore gets steamed. It's a doozer.

1. What's all this then? - Alexander Van der Bellen wins Austria's election, defeating fascism forever. 

2. How's your father? - Britsmas quiz!

3. Crusty jugglers - The Hell Owl and other figments.

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This episode is brought to you by in part by Field Notes. The Age of Notebooks is nigh.

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This episode features "Quirky Dog" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Direct download: RB3H.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:54am CST

Dave and Mark goof themselves through the Highlander's epic and swordful conclusion. There can be only FUN!

This is part 2 of a 2-part episode.

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This episode was sponsored by Cards Against Humanity. Thanks Cards!

This episode features "Scattershot", "Ossuary 5 - Rest", and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Highlander was produced by Cannon Films and Highlander Productions Ltd. and is distributed by EMI Films and 20th Century Fox.

Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody. 

Direct download: MM_pt_2J.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:00am CST

We could all use a good, rejuvenating laugh right now. Please enjoy this emergency release of the lost episode of Muffed Movies: Save the Last Dance. Tremendous thanks to Andy North for muffing it with me so very long ago.

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This rush-released episode may have been sponsored by Cards Against Humanity. Thanks Cards Against Humanity?

Save the Last Dance was produced by MTV Films and released by Paramount Pictures. 

Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody. 

Direct download: Emergency_MM_STLD.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 6:03pm CST

Happy Halloween! Kenneth Hite's piquant conversation with Dottore noshes onward into the guts of pathological cannibalism. A monstrous mountain man, a cannibalistic Countess, and a wendigonous writer make fine grist for this unsavory episode's diabolical discourse!

This is part 2 of a 2-part episode. 

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 This episode is sponsored by Cards Against Humanity. Thanks Cards!

 The Blastropodcast theme song was composed by Stephen Poon. Thanks Stephen!

This episode features "Quirky Dog" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Direct download: 45e_pt2.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:31pm CST

Kenneth Hite (games designer and writer) chews the fat with Dottore about cannibalism. Learn the reasons behind this ghoulish phenomenon and, more importantly, uncover the dark secret of Qui-Gon Jinn's space feast!

This is part 1 of a 2-part episode. Why? BECAUSE KEN IS SMART AND HAS MUCH TO TEACH US!

This episode was sponsored by Cards Against Humanity. Thanks Cards!

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The Blastropodcast theme song was composed by Stephen Poon. Thanks Stephen!

Direct download: 45e_pt1b.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:00am CST

Dave and Mark conjure up an irreverent celebration of invincible rogues and nonsensical brogues as they muff the 1986 Sci-Fi classic, Highlander. You're about to sword up from the gourd up!

This is part 1 of a multi-part episode.

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This episode is brought to you in part by the brave submarine captains at Basecamp.

This episode features "Quirky Dog" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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Highlander was produced by Cannon Films and Highlander Productions Ltd. and is distributed by EMI Films and 20th Century Fox.

Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody. 

Direct download: MM_H_pt_1B.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:00am CST

Radiation! Nuclear engineer (and possible Martian replicant) Keith Hand returns to legitimately teach Dottore all about radiation. So put down your Sackemon Go mobile platform and screw on your learning cap - we're about to meltdown from the belt down!

This episode is brought to you by the electric mystics at Basecamp.

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This episode features "Quirky Dog" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Direct download: 44L.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:00am CST

Grant Howitt reconvenes with Dottore for another chat about all things Britsy. PLUS A FREE GIFT FROM GRANT!!!

1. What's all this then? - The tragedy of Boaty McBoatface

2. How's your father? - "Leftenants", "Vicars", and "Bobbies"! Cor, buckle me tight!

3. Crusty jugglers - Church Grims and Devil Doors

Grant successed Unbound RPG! Follow the link to order the full version!

This episode is brought to you by Capsule Force from our friends at Iron Galaxy.

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This episode features "Quirky Dog" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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Direct download: RB2.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:00am CST

Kent Green (Fooling Around podcast) jam-packs Dottore with learnings about the debunked science beliefs of yesteryear. Have you been putting off your annual contemplation of trepanation, spontaneous generation, luminiferous aether, and phlogiston? Well we gotcha covered, pardner!

Also! Reader Tyler gets his question answered and Balnaz falls victim to Dottore's STOMPY PATCH POT.

This episode is brought to you in part by Iron Galaxy, the creators of Capsule Force, an intergalactic-retro-anime multiplayer game now available on PS4 and Steam. Pew pew pew!

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This episode features "Quirky Dog" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Direct download: BPC_43.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:44am CST

Dave and Sophie help Mark improvise the second half of Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers. Horse-fixated Wargs! Vulvic keepsakes! And one hell of a yard party, you guys!

This episode is brought to you by Jackbox Games.

Blastropodcast is a proud member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative.

Help us thrive! Check out our Patreon page and get rewards for your support!

Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody.

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers was written by J.R.R. Tolkein. Its film was distributed by New Line Cinema.

Direct download: MM_Two_Towers_pt2.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 2:47pm CST

Dave Stecco and Sophie Shrand rejoin Mark in a joyous muffing of The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers. Return to our enchanting version of Middle Earth where footless Hobblets struggle, mask-wearing Gollums belt showtunes, and flaxen-haired heroes examine broaches for a bit.

This is part one of a two-part episode.

Blastropodcast has a new Patreon site! If you think this show is worth at least a dollar, please consider supporting this podcast.

This episode is sponsored by Know Your Company, the software tool that helps you know your company better.

Blastropodcast is a member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative.

Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody.

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers was written by J.R.R. Tolkein. Its film was distributed by New Line Cinema.

Direct download: MM_Two_Towers_pt_1.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:34pm CST

Hark! Grant Howitt (Game designer/England's Finest Son) Introduces Dottore to the boundless glory of British culture in this special bonuts episode. Grab a pint of best, a block of Weetabix and listen to the mellifluous lilt of a man who interviewed Hulk Hogan!

Segments:

1. What's all this then? - Prime Ministers and pig porking

2. How's your father? - "Taking the piss" and "Blimey"

3. Crusty jugglers - Wyverns

This episode was sponsored by Cards Against Humanity. Thanks Cards!

Please show your tortoise-like team spirit by supporting Grant's Kickstarter for his new game, Unbound RPG!

Blastropodcast is a member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative.

This episode features "Quirky Dog" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/.

Direct download: BPC_RB1.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:32am CST

Matt Young (Hello from the Magic Tavern, Improvised Star Trek, Improvised Shakespeare Co.) and Dottore learn about memory, pledge allegiances, and award each other medals. Thanks to BPC Reader ArkInBlack for writing in! Mushashi!

This episode is sponsored by the heroic nobles at Basecamp.

Blastropodcast/Muffed Movies is a proud member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative.

This episode features "Quirky Dog" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/.

Direct download: BPC_42f.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:43am CST

Dave Stecco (Blurry Photos & Candy Chat podcasts) rejoins Mark to complete Martin Scorsese's cautionary tale of organized crime and timestream mismanagement. Remember kids, crooks are shnooks!

This is part two of a two-part episode. 

This episode is sponsored by the party consiglieri at Jackbox.

Blastropodcast/Muffed Movies is a member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative.

Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody.

Goodfellas was produced by Warner Bros. and is adapted from the book Wiseguy by Nicholas Pileggi.

Direct download: MM_goodfellas_P_pt_2.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:11am CST

Steph Spence (champion of  environmental science and writer for Our Fair City) waxes catastrophical about the mysterious and alarming phenomenon of colony collapse disorder. Coruscant stumps Steph. Dottore diagnoses Martha Stewart with the MILF virus. And we continue to misunderstand and butter up the exotic British.

This episode is sponsored by Cards Against Humanity.

Blastropodcast/Muffed Movies is a member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative.

The Blastropodcast theme song was composed by Stephen Poon.

"Every spoonful of honey that you put in your mouth is stolen from a hardworking bee."

 

Direct download: BPC_41.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:47pm CST

Dave Stecco (of the Blurry Photos & Candy Chat podcasts) joins Mark in taking a comedic torch to that glimmering shinebox of a biopic - Goodfellas. So polish your wingtips, gas up the  Coupe DeVille, and get ready for a MATHAH FACKIN ride through the world of organized crime!

This is part one of a two-part episode. 

This episode is sponsored by the goodfellas and goodgals at Field Notes.

Blastropodcast/Muffed Movies is a member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative.

Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody.

Goodfellas was produced by Warner Bros. and is adapted from the book Wiseguy by Nicholas Pileggi.

Kogepan means burnt bread and is also a wonderful animated character in Japan, but has nothing to do with this episode. Alas. 

 

 

Direct download: Goodfellas_pt_1.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:55pm CST

Hello readers! Game designer and all-around-fun-guy Grant Howitt returns to walk Dottore through the Mall of the Imagination. Uncover shops' insidious strategies to sucker you out of your cash. The glittering freshwater of knowledge lies just beyond the maze of mall minotaurs, carnivorous trucks, and robotic lady-gardens. Double canes!

This episode was sponsored by Cards Against Humanity. Thanks Cards!

Please support our friend Rob Shumate as he fights lymphoma!
https://www.crowdrise.com/helpsupportrobshumat

If you're reading this podcast in March of 2016, then check out Grant Howitt's Kickstarter of his role playing game, Chronicle!

Blastropodcast is a member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative.

This episode features "Quirky Dog" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/.

Direct download: 40o.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:15pm CST

Your Christmas gift came early this year! Part 2 of Andy and Mark's It's A Wonderful Life parody is replete with necromancy, child-punting, and all the usual bullshit that you've come to expect from us.

This is also Andy's final episode on Muffed Movies! Be sure to thank him for his valorous service and check out his future endeavors on his blog, Big Games with Ace. Thanks for all the good times Andy!

This is part two of a two-part episode. A new episode of Blastropodcast will be released in late December.

This episode is sponsored by Know Your Company, the software tool that helps you know your company better.

Blastropodcast/Muffed Movies is a member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative.

Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody.

It's a Wonderful Life was produced by Liberty Films and distributed by RKO Radio Pictures.

This episode features "Quirky Dog" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/.

Direct download: IAWL_pt_2.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:59pm CST

Remington Cleve, host of the I Made You a Mixtape podcast and creator of the Dessert First Network unleashes the music in Dottore's heart - and an alarming, tuburculoid lung-illness. Tangents about as these fellows crack each other up and sometimes teach you how sound works. Sorry dead people.

This ep is sponsored by Emporium Arcade Bar.

Blastropodcast/Muffed Movies is a member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative.

 

Direct download: 39h_COMP_LEV_NR.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:52pm CST

Andy and Mark get a head start on the holidays with this heart-muffing improvisation of It's a Wonderful Life. Chock full of horcruxes, stuttering, and Mark's inane 90s music references, this is a nugget of joy you won't soon destroy. Wait. Also Andy makes a very important announcement!

This is part one of a two-part episode. Part two will drop in December. A new episode of Blastropodcast will be released in late November, if you nasty.

This episode is sponsored by Iron Galaxy, the creators of Capsule Force, an intergalactic-retro-anime multiplayer game now available on PS4 and Steam! Thanks Iron Galaxy!

Blastropodcast/Muffed Movies is a member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative.

Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody.

It's a Wonderful Life was produced by Liberty Films and distributed by RKO Radio Pictures.

Direct download: Wonderful_Life_pt_1.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 2:05pm CST

Halloween is all upons as a host of villains descend on the Muffed Movies studio for this creepy bonus treat! Pazuzu! Incognito Jones! And, yay, even Baron Mind himself threaten to break all the rules of muffing as this podcast veers ever closer to the brink of madness! Also, we sort of act out the Exorcist.

This is part two of a two-part episode.

This episode is sponsored by Iron Galaxy, the creators of Capsule Forcean intergalactic-retro-anime multiplayer game now available on PS4 and Steam!

Blastropodcast/Muffed Movies is a member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative.

Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody.

The Exorcist is property of Warner Bros and  20th Century Fox. The film is based on the novel of the same name, written by William Peter Blatty.

Direct download: Exorcist_Pt_2_Final.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:00am CST

Happy Halloween everyone! The power of Christ compels you to enjoy this very special Muffed Movies bonus treat!

This is part one of a two-part episode.

This episode is sponsored by the good people at Basecamp. Not the bad ones.

Blastropodcast/Muffed Movies is a member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative.

Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody.

The Exorcist is property of Warner Bros and  20th Century Fox. The film is based on the novel of the same name, written by William Peter Blatty.

Direct download: Exorcist_Pt_1_Final.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:58pm CST

And we're back! Season 2 kicks off with a speculative glimpse of our impending doom as Dottore considers the Singularity. Will technography overtake us? Or will we evolve into sweet leisure slugs? Find out - maybe!

Special guest: Sean Kelley from Improvised Star Trek.

This episode is sponsored by Field Notes.

Blastropodcast/Muffed Movies is a member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative.

 

Direct download: ep_38_g.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:36am CST

Four wizards get amazed.  Legalize it.

This is part three of a three-part episode. 

This episode is sponsored by Cards Against Humanity. I know, right?

Blastropodcast/Muffed Movies is a member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative.

Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody.

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire is property of Warner Bros., and is based on the novel published by Scholastic Press and authored by J.K. Rowling.

Direct download: MM_Goblet_part_3.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 6:24pm CST

A teenage wizard struggles to survive a deadly competition. Young hearts embark on their first romance. Plus Mark jokes about "Eiffel towering" someone. There really is something for everyone in this short and sweet episode.

This is part two of a three-part episode. 

This episode is sponsored by Cards Against Humanity. They refuse to issue a statement.

Blastropodcast/Muffed Movies is a member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative.

Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody.

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire is property of Warner Bros., and is based on the novel published by Scholastic Press and authored by J.K. Rowling.

Direct download: Goblet_Part_2.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 5:55pm CST

Mark and Andy take you on a magical journey through the storybook kingdom of 1990s England. Squidditch! Spice Girls! And a flagrant utterance of the C-word.

This is part one of a three-part episode. Tri-episode!

This episode is sponsored by Field Notes. Shit man, ya gotta write on something.

Blastropodcast/Muffed Movies is a member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative.

Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody.

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire is property of Warner Bros., and is based on the novel published by Scholastic Press and authored by J.K. Rowling.

Direct download: MM_Goblet_pt._1.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 6:32pm CST

Andy and Mark pen their own comedic conclusion to The Neverending Story in this frame-breaking, super meta muffing. Baron Mind? Richard Dreyfuss? A perverse geologist? All of these goofs await you beyond the borders of Fantasia! 
 
This is part two of a two-part episode.
 
This episode is sponsored by Emporium Arcade Bar. Visit emporiumchicago.com for info.
 
Blastropodcast/Muffed Movies is a member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative.
 
Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody. The Neverending Story is copyrighted by Neue Constantin Film Productions GmbH and Distributed by Warner Home Video.
Direct download: Never_Ending_Story_Pt_2.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:42pm CST

Attention Moonchildren and biters of rocks! Crack open the cover of Mark and Andy's mapcap reimagining of The Never Ending Story. There will be freaks, fights, and a pretty unexpected detour into Magic the Gathering. Enjoy!
 
This is part one of a two-part episode.
 
This episode is sponsored by those creative, semi-aquatic mammals at the Busy Beaver Button Co.
 
After the episode, enjoy the included sneak-peek trailer of Alcohollywood's 200th episode - Indiana Jones and the Monkey King.

Blastropodcast/Muffed Movies is a member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative.

Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody. The Neverending Story is Copyrighted by Neue Constantin Film Productions GmbH and Distributed by Warner Home Video.
Direct download: Never_Ending_Story_Pt_1.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:12pm CST

Hey kids! Charge up your robo-batteries and prepare for justice maneuvers, because it's time for part 2 of Muffed Movies' Robocop! Screw your courage to the sticking place alongside Snape, squibs, and Shakespeare! Plus, Clarence Boddicker gets himself in a complicated sexual situation. I mean cocaine was involved so it's a real grey area here you guys. Hoo boy...

This is part two of a two-part episode.

This episode is sponsored by the generous folks at Lodge Management Group.

Blastropodcast/Muffed Movies is a member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative.

Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody. Robocop is property of MGM/Orion.

Direct download: MC_RC_pt._2_LEV_HPF.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:00pm CST

Andy and Mark slap the handmuffs of justice across the wrists of the 1987 sci-fi action hit Robocop.Dead or alive, you're funning with me.

This is part one of a two-part episode.

This episode is sponsored by the good people at Field Notes.

Blastropodcast/Muffed Movies is a member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative.

Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody. Robocop is property of MGM/Orion.

Direct download: MM_RC_Pt_1_LEV_COMP.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:52pm CST

Games designer Grant Howitt Skypes in from New Jork to wax perceptual with his favorite Man of Science. These clever lads serve up some tasty tricks to confuse your senses and Grant expounds upon why happem. Zombles, chainsaw Sally, and an unorthodox way to keep a bear nest clean are all waiting for your drinker's ears. Better stretch first.
 
Surprise Finale! This episode concludes Season 1 of Blastropodcast. Blastropodcast Season 2 will begin in October, 2015. Don't worry, my precious gentle darlings, Muffed Movies will continue to come out twice a month until then.
 
Learn more about Grant here. 
 
The intro to this episode was righteously sound designed by friend of the show, Keith Hand. Thanks Keith!
 
This episode was sponsored by Cards Against Humanity. Thanks Cards!
 
Blastropodcast is a member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative. Thanks thing...?
 
The file DescenteInfinie.ogg was played in this episode as an example of "the Shepard tone". This file was created by Wikimedia Commons user Gloumouth1 and is licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 3.0 Unported license.
Direct download: BPC_37j.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 6:11pm CST

Mark and Andy resume their ominous journey through the dripping corridors of the classic sci-fi horror film, Alien. With a bloodthirsty xenomorph running amok (and a mysterious Swiss painter scuttling about the ducts) is there any hope for this vocally malleable crew? Social mores! Immolations! And a truly problematic freestyle rap about Mark's father.

 

This is part two of a two-part episode. If you haven't yet, go listen to the first one! We'll wait...

 

This episode is sponsored by Field Notes.

Blastropodcast/Muffed Movies is a member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative.

 

Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody. Alien is property of 20th Century Fox.

 

Direct download: MM_9_Pt._2.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:00am CST

Andy and Mark deliver a tour de force muffing of the iconic sci-fi horror film, Alien. Bounty hunters! Blowjies! And the rise of the dreaded dirt shark! Hold onto your ducks, because this is going to be a bumpy ride.

 

This is part one of a two-part episode. Ya hoid?

 

Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody. Alien is property of 20th Century Fox.

Direct download: MM9_pt._1.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:21pm CST

Annelise Fabian defends her belief in ghosts against Dottore's relentless skepticism. Is there science behind specters? Who knows?! This episode is too full of rampage and rambunctiousness to pin down the truth on spooks. Join us as we enjoy song, swine, and salameters!

Direct download: 35g_COMP.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:02pm CST

Andy and Mark soar like two adorable baby geese on the wings of comedy as they complete the tale of Top Gun. Reckless romance! Turncoat Soviets! Light necromancy! And finally Andy reveals the last refuge of a scoundrel...

This is part two of a two-part episode. (Twice the muffing, half the stuffing)

Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody. Top Gun is property of Paramount Pictures.

Direct download: MM8_pt_2.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 6:05pm CST

Dottore interviews Chris Bashen (Nerd Outcast Podcast) about the intricacies of video games. Where did they come from? Why do we play them? And are they simply waking dreams, pyrric victories, if you will?

Also - falsetto singing! Rock smashing! And an uncharacteristically voyeuristic Podchamber!

 

This episode is sponsored by Cards Against Humanity.

Direct download: 34fj.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:36am CST

Special guest Sophie Shrand joins Mark and Andy in muffing Peter Jackson's film adaptation of Tolkien's classic. Incognito party-Wraiths! Balrog Lando! And old-man Mark referencing Pearl Jam just often enough! 

This is a non-commercial fan production. The Fellowship of the Ring was written by J.R.R. Tolkein. Its film was distribued by New Line Cinema.

Direct download: MM7_FELLOWSHIP.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:46pm CST

Kaye Straub, 2014 Champion of the Chicago League of Lady Arm Wrestlers, weighs in on religion, gender, and what's awesome about math. 

Plus: vampiric Mandel-Bits! Snatch-chats! And a special appearance by Macho Ma'am Candy Savage herself!

We may also talk briefly about fractals somewhere around the 24 minute mark as well.

Direct download: BPC_33_FRACTALS.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:00am CST

Wedding bells are in the air in Gotham - but so is crime! Andy dons the mantle of Jack Nicholson and Mark gets fratty with Batty in this retelling of Mark's favorite childhood jam.  

This episode is a noncommercial fan production. Batman (the movie) is property of Warner Bros. Batman (the character) is property of DC Comics and was created by Bob Kane. Mark (the podcaster) loves Batman.

Direct download: Muffed_Movies_6.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 3:48pm CST

Dottore celebrates Christmas with cavalcade of characters from the Muffed Movies podcast. Join them for festive songs, zany antics, and a call from an old friend. And for those of you that celebrate Cryptsmas, there's also quite a bit of bloodshed.

Special thanks to Andy North, Jared Latore, and the Alcohollywood podcast!

Direct download: XMS2014e_COMP.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:36pm CST

Mark and Andy get chummy with the aquatic horror-thriller Jaws. Time-sharks! Gentlemen fisherman! Ink-dwarves! And a boatload of appologies to the folks Mark will likely upset (sorry people with New York accents)!

 

This episode is a noncommercial fan production. Jaws is property of Universal Studios Inc.

Direct download: MMf.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:57am CST

OC Dweeb podcast's Sawyer Heppes endures Dottore's first biographically-focused episode. Hear probable anecdotes about the great Nikola Tesla! Experience the Podchamber and Balnaz's reinactment of the most shameful moment of the Current Wars! And dive into a sumptuous bath of podcast profanity! All this and an Ask Dottore question answered - Thanksgiving indeed!  

Direct download: BPC_32e.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:51pm CST

Jared Latore from the Alcohollywood podcast returns to contemplate death itself. Will Pantalone sell his home-makeover reality show? Can Dottore remember the name of his ward? And what fell secrets lay within the turkey-jerky meat cellar? Find out on this audio journey into... The Schmilight Zone.

Direct download: BPC_31i.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 3:32pm CST

In this special Halloween treat Mark and Andy unleash a chilling cavalcade of goons, ghoulies, and spiders! Can you survive this entire spooky episode without screaming in terror? Find out if you dare... Also, Mark says the c-word.

This episode is a noncommercial fan production. The SIlence of the Lambs is property of MGM and is based on the novel by Thomas Harris.

Direct download: MM4g.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 6:31pm CST

Andy and Mark return to conclude their retelling of the Star Wars trilogy. This episode is packed to the gills with laughter, lunacy, and pimpful bits of grab-askin'. Blood! Speed! Adventure!

This episode is a noncommercial fan production. Star Wars is property of Disney Enterprises, Inc. 

Direct download: MM3.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:40am CST

General Ironicus (that flagrant hyperbolist) returns with earthquakes and volcanos on his mind. This trenchful episode also features an unfortunate Lich, arcane videogame references, and the looming threat of death! Thanks for listening and donating! And please keep "giving it up for all the cyberpunks fighting for freedom everyday." - Snatcher

Direct download: 30b.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:12am CST

Dottore is surprised by the condition of his Labroturtle. The Podchamber is all kissed-out. And Mark (that idiot roommate) shares updates about the next episodes of BPC and Muffed Movies.

Direct download: M8c.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 3:09pm CST

Sophie Shrand confounds Dottore as they consider the science behind the adolescent mind. Tendon snaps! Neuroblasts! And more biddies than you can shake a red snake at. Yup, this episode's a real werk of shart.

Direct download: 29f_2_COMP_2.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:47am CST

Andy North and Mark Soloff are at it again! In this episode of Muffed Movies, the boys act out Star Wars: Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back by memory. Dub-step robots, Tokyo-butt punches, and the raunchiest lightsabres this side of Cloud City! 

This is not an episode of Blastropodcast, but it's so hillarious you'll "hort hort hort" out loud. This episode is a noncommercial fan production. Star Wars is property of Disney Enterprises, Inc. 

Direct download: MM2d.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:58pm CST

A fresh haul of listener questions is read and answered by Dottore! Anti-matter explained! Sackesacks exposed! And finally a wine menu to pair with exotic animyules! Listen all the way to the end for a special treat! Ooooh yeeeeeah! 

Direct download: M7d.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:58pm CST

Harshish Chitkara shares a jail-side chat with Dottore in the fantastical village of Eyemouth. They wax sociological, sexualogical, and sackelogical! Will these Men of Science escape the clutches of the Brotherhood of the Winking Tooth? Only if they can harness the power of the elusive Bumblegoose! Also - sorry Bulgaria. 

Direct download: BPC27j.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:14pm CST

Mark Soloff and Andy North act out the second half of Star Wars: A New Hope.  Will Han Solo learn to care for other people? Will the Tie-Fighter Girls find peace? Will Al Capone's lightsaber-shooting spaceship silence our heroes forever? Find out in our thrilling conclusion!

This is not an episode of Blastropodcast, but it's frickin' great, so check it out. This is part 2 of a 2 part episode. This episode is a noncommercial fan production. Star Wars is property of Disney Enterprises, Inc. 

Direct download: Part_2.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 4:10pm CST

With Dottore away from the apartment, idiot-roommate Mark Soloff and special guest Andy North decide to act out Star Wars: A New Hope in its entirety. Shit gets wacky. This is not an episode of Blastropodcast, but it is crazy as a mugg and you should listen to it. Drink every time someone says "suddenly". This is part 1 of a 2 part episode. This episode is a noncommercial fan production. Star Wars is property of Disney Enterprises, Inc.

Direct download: Part_1.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:52pm CST

Geek Girl Chicago (Lauren Faits) seizes control of the bird-blood-powered Battle Van, Geekfully delaying Dottore's journey to Scotland. Learn about ghostly keys, revisit Dottore's arch-enemyuse Doctor Why, and discover the sobering answer to the question "Who ya gonna heil?" (spolers: nobody).

Direct download: BPC_26.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:20pm CST

Dottore and the Podchambapp take a well-deserved break from their roadtrip to order some rude chow.

Direct download: M6b.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:29pm CST

General Ironicus (chipandironicus.com) explains Evolution to Dottore during an unprecedented roadtrip to Scotland! Join these men of Science as they tackle unwelcome sports references, child brides, and gratuitous neck snapping! Harooki! 

Direct download: BPC_25i.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:25pm CST

Dottore quenches burning questions, gets fearfully glandular, hawks an ionic bus to Ironicus, and solves a groovy paternity mystery.

Direct download: Microsode_5.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:31pm CST

Planetary Defense Force's Andy North and Keith Hand get chummy with Dottore as they discuss their own friendship in this fast-and-loose episode. Also: Doge Balordo has wyvern problems, Dottore's ponce has a schmind of its own, and more end-of-episode bloopers than you should withstand! 

Direct download: BPC24i.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:23am CST

Dottore and Balnaz recollect the origin of the first Microsode. When faced with criticism, Dottore refuses to let it go.

Direct download: M4e.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:01am CST

Ele Matelan from Wildclaw Theatre spills the beans about blood! Knife strikes! Blood-sucking monsters! Scholarly ruminations on Science Fiction and Horror! And more crazy wordplay than a blender full of dictionaries.

Direct download: BPC23h.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 5:23pm CST

Happy Valenswine's Day! This Microsode includes: Science News Headlines with Cool Dottore, an Ask Dottore segmyunte, and an upsetting call from Pantalone. Featuring friend of the show Jared Latore as Pantalone!

Direct download: M3e_from_drive.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 2:12pm CST

Dottore & friends stave off the winter blues by celebrating the nihilistic holiday Cryptsmas - mit song!

Direct download: M1_-_Cryptsmas.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:37am CST

Kat Evans drops by for a chat about food, waste, and worms. Secret paddle-school origins! Swarms of spaceworms! And painfully awkward psychoanalysis of Dottore by an ersatz mother-figure! Why? Because it's Thanksgiving, you animal! 

Direct download: BPC_20c.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 5:58pm CST

Dr. Thanh Thai lends medical credibility to this episode as he and Dottore candidly talk shop about mental illness.  Hungry to know why Dottore loathes hugs? Yearning to hear Dottore's open mic set?  Crazy for Justice? Look no further, you loveable crazy kook! Also, bonus swears at the end.

Direct download: BPC_19e.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:27pm CST

Dave Stecco from the Blurry Photos podcast squares off against Dottore for some conversational combat! These scholarly chums explore Kung Fu, cryptids, and wailing on things in general. Need some hot new food-based lyrics to retrofit an old favorite movie theme? Look no further. Plus, some bonus puns - because you're worth it! 

Direct download: BPC_18j.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:01pm CST

REWHAT? Technical buggery made the original episode 15 fly away forever. In its place, please enjoy a re-released version of 15 with a new gainful intro segmyunte! See kids? You'll barely miss Daddy now that Walter is staying over.

In this episode: Keith Hand embarks on a dangerous journey to the Red Planet with fellow butternaut, Dottore Balordo. How will they survive? Who will they discover? And what is Dottore's mysterious motive? All this and more menses jokes than anyone should endure! Far out, man!

Direct download: 15_Rerun_new_intro.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 4:26pm CST

Viruses! Dr. Adam Soloff (a real-life SCIENTIST!) tolerates Dottore whilst explaining how viruses work. Peppered with nonsensical PSAs and fantastical commercials from Dottore’s podscape, this episode is bulging with hurtful satire! Also, comedy aside, please support the advancement of immunological research and science education - visit http://www.aai.org/ .

Direct download: BPC_17E.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:44am CST

Annelise Fabian returns to be shrieked at by Dottore. Do they discuss cat balls, viking-transformation, and the evils of looking into Dottore's mouth? Of course! Do they discuss stars? Well, they tried.

Direct download: BPC_16.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:09pm CST

The Semmerling family embraces Dottore, despite his protestations. Young Atticus teaches us the 3 types of kissing. Donna thinks barfing is a riot. And Jeff illuminates the joy of giving. Plus: Pope quotes! Leggones! And the tragic fate of Dottore's ex-wife. For more on the Semmerling's awesome Art, visit: http://www.insideoutarts.us/ .

Direct download: 14c.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:07pm CST

Criminal mastermind Andy North swings by to teach Dottore a thing or two about babies. What's that, a blanket made of babies? Witch's milk? Confessions of buggery? All this and a special appearance by the infamous Baby Sucker. Noof!

Direct download: 13e.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:38am CST

Annelise Fabian (self-proclaimed incorporeal meth-enthusiast and World's Best Wife) is berated by Dottore. Join them in the Schweinpod for a round of Bungeons and Raggons! Thrill as Canadians are tempted to end their lives! And ink yourself as phlegm makes our host sick to his scummikques!

Direct download: BPC_11c.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:23pm CST

Leslie Nesbit sits down with Dottore for a hard-hitting look at Arachnids. Also: How many poops per week is normal? What causes face-pregnancy? And will Leslie escape from the miniscule menace of the "Widoe Spidoe"? Find out! Now with even less background music! 

Direct download: 10b.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:05pm CST

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