Mark Soloff and Andy North act out the second half of Star Wars: A New Hope.  Will Han Solo learn to care for other people? Will the Tie-Fighter Girls find peace? Will Al Capone's lightsaber-shooting spaceship silence our heroes forever? Find out in our thrilling conclusion!

This is not an episode of Blastropodcast, but it's frickin' great, so check it out. This is part 2 of a 2 part episode. This episode is a noncommercial fan production. Star Wars is property of Disney Enterprises, Inc. 

With Dottore away from the apartment, idiot-roommate Mark Soloff and special guest Andy North decide to act out Star Wars: A New Hope in its entirety. Shit gets wacky. This is not an episode of Blastropodcast, but it is crazy as a mugg and you should listen to it. Drink every time someone says "suddenly". This is part 1 of a 2 part episode. This episode is a noncommercial fan production. Star Wars is property of Disney Enterprises, Inc.

Geek Girl Chicago (Lauren Faits) seizes control of the bird-blood-powered Battle Van, Geekfully delaying Dottore's journey to Scotland. Learn about ghostly keys, revisit Dottore's arch-enemyuse Doctor Why, and discover the sobering answer to the question "Who ya gonna heil?" (spolers: nobody).

Dottore and the Podchambapp take a well-deserved break from their roadtrip to order some rude chow.

General Ironicus (chipandironicus.com) explains Evolution to Dottore during an unprecedented roadtrip to Scotland! Join these men of Science as they tackle unwelcome sports references, child brides, and gratuitous neck snapping! Harooki! 

Dottore quenches burning questions, gets fearfully glandular, hawks an ionic bus to Ironicus, and solves a groovy paternity mystery.

Planetary Defense Force's Andy North and Keith Hand get chummy with Dottore as they discuss their own friendship in this fast-and-loose episode. Also: Doge Balordo has wyvern problems, Dottore's ponce has a schmind of its own, and more end-of-episode bloopers than you should withstand! 

Dottore and Balnaz recollect the origin of the first Microsode. When faced with criticism, Dottore refuses to let it go.

Ele Matelan from Wildclaw Theatre spills the beans about blood! Knife strikes! Blood-sucking monsters! Scholarly ruminations on Science Fiction and Horror! And more crazy wordplay than a blender full of dictionaries.

Happy Valenswine's Day! This Microsode includes: Science News Headlines with Cool Dottore, an Ask Dottore segmyunte, and an upsetting call from Pantalone. Featuring friend of the show Jared Latore as Pantalone!