Caitlin Watkins drops knowledge on Dottore about the Maya and what the end of their long count calendar means. Blood rituals? Check. Method Man? No doubt. Doctor Who references? A thousand times yes! And as a bonus treat, the first ten minutes of the recording are plagued with static! Because it's Christmas, that's why.

Chicago dell'Arte's Nick Freed helps Dottore to plumb the mysteries of black holes. Also: Who is Lucius McGoocius? Where is the Library Ghost? And what is the Secret of the Ooze? Find out in this Tale of Two `tores!