Muffed Movies

Mark & Andy drop a double-length episode down your ear-chimney this holiday season with the conclusion to our off-the-rails retelling of John Carpenter's The Thing (1982)!

This is part two of a two part episode.

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Muffed Movies & Blastropodcast clothes/baubles are available online at the Threadless store.

Muffed Movies is a work of satire which celebrates films through parody.

The Thing (1982) was directed by John Carpenter and written by Bill Lancaster.

Direct download: T2h.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:44pm CDT

Hoo-Rah! Andy & Mark dangle a socially-distanced Halloween treat before your very ears. Enjoy this double-stuffed episode of our re-enactment of John Carpenter's spooky ooky classic: The Thing (1982)!

This is part one of a multi-part episode.

If you like this show, help it continue with Patreon.

Blastropodcast is part of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative, we donate all ad revenue from this source to the NAACP Legal Defense & Education Fund.

You can fling a small, one-time contribution through Ko-Fi

Muffed Movies & Blastropodcast clothes/trinkets are available online at the Threadless store.

Muffed Movies is a work of satire which celebrates films through parody.

The Thing (1982) was directed by John Carpenter and written by Bill Lancaster.

Direct download: T1f.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:29pm CDT

Grant Howitt (Hearty Dice Friends) and Mark(this) employ the requisite amount of horseplay in their retelling of the conclusion of David Lynch's Dune.  

This is part three of a three-part episode.

Please support this show on Patreon.

Blastropodcast is part of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative, we donate all ad revenue from this source to the NAACP Legal Defense & Education Fund.

You can lob a small, one-time contribution to Mark's work through Ko-Fi

Don't leave your home! Muffed Movies & Blastropodcast swag are available online at the Threadless store.

Muffed Movies is a work of satire which celebrates films through parody.

Dune (1984) was directed by David Lynch and produced by Raffaella De Laurentiis.

Direct download: Dune_pt3.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 4:23pm CDT

Hearty Dice Friends' very own Grant Howitt continues his improv comedy journey with Mark as they recreate David Lynch's Dune from memory. 

This is part two of a multi-part episode.

Blastropodcast is part of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative, we are donating all ad revenue from this source to the NAACP Legal Defense & Education Fund.

You can support this show by joining Patreon. Sweet rewards await ye!

Short on coin? Support Mark's caffeine habit with a small, one-time contribution though Ko-Fi!

Muffed Movies & Blastropodcast swag can probably still be obtained at the Threadless store?

Muffed Movies is a work of satire which celebrates films through parody.

Dune (1984) was directed by David Lynch and produced by Raffaella De Laurentiis.

Direct download: dune_pt_2.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:21pm CDT

Grant Howitt of the Hearty Dice Friends podcast joins Mark in their comedic reenactment of David Lynch's Dune. A sweet and cool treat for the summer time blues!

This is part one of a multi-part episode.

00:01 - 12:01: Mark & Grant goofing around.

12:01 - 64:17: The episode you're looking for.   (~‾▿‾)~

Blastropodcast is part of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative, we are donating all ad revenue from this source to the NAACP Legal Defense & Education Fund.

Support social justice: https://www.naacpldf.org/.

Is this show worthy of your support? Toss a coin to your Muffer on Patreon and get sweet Patron rewards!

Short on coin? Support Mark's caffeine habit with a small, one-time contribution though Ko-Fi!

Muffed Movies & Blastropodcast swag can be obtained at the Threadless store.

This was brought to you in part by Overcast. 

Muffed Movies is a work of satire which celebrates films through parody.

Dune (1984) was directed by David Lynch and produced by Raffaella De Laurentiis.

Direct download: Dune_pt_1.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 3:46pm CDT

DOUBLE-STUFFED EPISODE! Mark & Andy love you dearly, so please accept this super-sized improvised conclusion of Contagion (2011). Honestly, it really should be 2 episodes, but let's just swallow the whole egg this time. I hope you're hungry for tirades against My Brother, My Brother, and Me and also against people who ask why Muffed Movies isn't as good as it used to be. Also, in retrospect we're sorry about all the anime sex talk.

This is part three of a three-part episode.

Blastropodcast is part of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative, we are donating all ad revenue from this source to the NAACP Legal Defense & Education Fund.

Support social justice: https://www.naacpldf.org/ .

Is this show worthy of your support? Toss a coin to your Muffers on Patreon and get sweet Patron rewards!

Short on coin? Support Mark's caffeine habit with a small, one-time contribution though Ko-Fi!

Muffed Movies & Blastropodcast swag can be obtained at the Threadless store. It's still there probably.

This was brought to you in part by Overcast. 

Muffed Movies is a work of satire which celebrates films through parody.

Contagion was produced by Warner Bros.

Direct download: contagion_pt_3.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:52pm CDT

Mark & Andy administer your second dose of yucks in this continuation of their improvized version of Contagion (2011). CAN IT GET ANY MORE TOPICAL?

This is part two of a multi-part episode.

Is this show worthy of your support? Toss a coin to your Muffers on Patreon and get sweet Patron rewards!

Short on coin? Support Mark's caffeine habit with a small, one-time contribution though Ko-Fi!

Muffed Movies & Blastropodcast swag can be obtained at the Threadless store. It's still there probably.

This was brought to you in part by Overcast I suppose.

Blastropodcast is part of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative.

Muffed Movies is a work of satire which celebrates films through parody.

Contagion was produced by Warner Bros.

Direct download: contagion_pt2.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 3:21pm CDT

Let's look the world's current pandemic in the eye and cackle directly into its stupid mouth! Andy and Mark recorded a sick improvized version of Contagion (2011) to put a smile on your mask-shielded face.

This is part one of a multi-part episode.

Thanks to Michael Casey for contributing to Mark's Patreon!

Buy Mark precious microphone-disinfecting wipes through Ko-Fi!

Muffed Movies & Blastropodcast swag can be obtained at the Threadless store. Probably.

This was brought to you in part by Overcast, why not?

Blastropodcast is part of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative.

Muffed Movies is a work of satire which celebrates films through parody.

Contagion was produced by Warner Bros.

 

Direct download: contagion_pt1.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 4:48pm CDT

BONUS!

Enjoy a little glimpse behind the scenes as Andy & Mark goof around before their recording of Muffed Movies: Contagion.

Stay tuned for full-length episodes of Contagion in the weeks ahead.

Show your support by contributing on Patreon or Ko-Fi!

Muffed Movies & Blastropodcast swag can be obtained at the Threadless store.

Direct download: mmCONpreamble1wmusic.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 3:11pm CDT

*This is a big file, mama. Plz b patient w download!*

Guest editor and guest guest Grant Howitt (Hearty Dice Friends podcast) rejoins Mark at long last to conclude The Matrix in this double-long, double-strong episode!

This is part two of a two-part episode.

Thanks to Tori Kathyrn for contributing to Mark's Patreon!

Buy Mark a some precious toilet paper money through Ko-Fi!

Muffed Movies & Blastropodcast swag can be obtained at the Threadless store.

This was brought to you in part by Overcast.

Blastropodcast is part of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative.

Muffed Movies is a work of satire which celebrates films through parody.

The Matrix was distributed by Warner Bros. and produced by Joel Silver.

Direct download: Matrix_pt2.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 3:45pm CDT

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