Blastropodcast

And we're back! Season 2 kicks off with a speculative glimpse of our impending doom as Dottore considers the Singularity. Will technography overtake us? Or will we evolve into sweet leisure slugs? Find out - maybe!

Special guest: Sean Kelley from Improvised Star Trek.

This episode is sponsored by Field Notes.

Blastropodcast/Muffed Movies is a member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative.

 

Direct download: ep_38_g.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:36am CDT

Four wizards get amazed.  Legalize it.

This is part three of a three-part episode. 

This episode is sponsored by Cards Against Humanity. I know, right?

Blastropodcast/Muffed Movies is a member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative.

Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody.

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire is property of Warner Bros., and is based on the novel published by Scholastic Press and authored by J.K. Rowling.

Direct download: MM_Goblet_part_3.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 6:24pm CDT

A teenage wizard struggles to survive a deadly competition. Young hearts embark on their first romance. Plus Mark jokes about "Eiffel towering" someone. There really is something for everyone in this short and sweet episode.

This is part two of a three-part episode. 

This episode is sponsored by Cards Against Humanity. They refuse to issue a statement.

Blastropodcast/Muffed Movies is a member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative.

Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody.

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire is property of Warner Bros., and is based on the novel published by Scholastic Press and authored by J.K. Rowling.

Direct download: Goblet_Part_2.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 5:55pm CDT

Mark and Andy take you on a magical journey through the storybook kingdom of 1990s England. Squidditch! Spice Girls! And a flagrant utterance of the C-word.

This is part one of a three-part episode. Tri-episode!

This episode is sponsored by Field Notes. Shit man, ya gotta write on something.

Blastropodcast/Muffed Movies is a member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative.

Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody.

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire is property of Warner Bros., and is based on the novel published by Scholastic Press and authored by J.K. Rowling.

Direct download: MM_Goblet_pt._1.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 6:32pm CDT

Andy and Mark pen their own comedic conclusion to The Neverending Story in this frame-breaking, super meta muffing. Baron Mind? Richard Dreyfuss? A perverse geologist? All of these goofs await you beyond the borders of Fantasia! 
 
This is part two of a two-part episode.
 
This episode is sponsored by Emporium Arcade Bar. Visit emporiumchicago.com for info.
 
Blastropodcast/Muffed Movies is a member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative.
 
Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody. The Neverending Story is copyrighted by Neue Constantin Film Productions GmbH and Distributed by Warner Home Video.
Direct download: Never_Ending_Story_Pt_2.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:42pm CDT

Attention Moonchildren and biters of rocks! Crack open the cover of Mark and Andy's mapcap reimagining of The Never Ending Story. There will be freaks, fights, and a pretty unexpected detour into Magic the Gathering. Enjoy!
 
This is part one of a two-part episode.
 
This episode is sponsored by those creative, semi-aquatic mammals at the Busy Beaver Button Co.
 
After the episode, enjoy the included sneak-peek trailer of Alcohollywood's 200th episode - Indiana Jones and the Monkey King.

Blastropodcast/Muffed Movies is a member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative.

Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody. The Neverending Story is Copyrighted by Neue Constantin Film Productions GmbH and Distributed by Warner Home Video.
Direct download: Never_Ending_Story_Pt_1.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:12pm CDT

Hey kids! Charge up your robo-batteries and prepare for justice maneuvers, because it's time for part 2 of Muffed Movies' Robocop! Screw your courage to the sticking place alongside Snape, squibs, and Shakespeare! Plus, Clarence Boddicker gets himself in a complicated sexual situation. I mean cocaine was involved so it's a real grey area here you guys. Hoo boy...

This is part two of a two-part episode.

This episode is sponsored by the generous folks at Lodge Management Group.

Blastropodcast/Muffed Movies is a member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative.

Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody. Robocop is property of MGM/Orion.

Direct download: MC_RC_pt._2_LEV_HPF.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:00pm CDT

Andy and Mark slap the handmuffs of justice across the wrists of the 1987 sci-fi action hit Robocop.Dead or alive, you're funning with me.

This is part one of a two-part episode.

This episode is sponsored by the good people at Field Notes.

Blastropodcast/Muffed Movies is a member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative.

Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody. Robocop is property of MGM/Orion.

Direct download: MM_RC_Pt_1_LEV_COMP.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:52pm CDT

Games designer Grant Howitt Skypes in from New Jork to wax perceptual with his favorite Man of Science. These clever lads serve up some tasty tricks to confuse your senses and Grant expounds upon why happem. Zombles, chainsaw Sally, and an unorthodox way to keep a bear nest clean are all waiting for your drinker's ears. Better stretch first.
 
Surprise Finale! This episode concludes Season 1 of Blastropodcast. Blastropodcast Season 2 will begin in October, 2015. Don't worry, my precious gentle darlings, Muffed Movies will continue to come out twice a month until then.
 
Learn more about Grant here. 
 
The intro to this episode was righteously sound designed by friend of the show, Keith Hand. Thanks Keith!
 
This episode was sponsored by Cards Against Humanity. Thanks Cards!
 
Blastropodcast is a member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative. Thanks thing...?
 
The file DescenteInfinie.ogg was played in this episode as an example of "the Shepard tone". This file was created by Wikimedia Commons user Gloumouth1 and is licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 3.0 Unported license.
Direct download: BPC_37j.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 6:11pm CDT

Mark and Andy resume their ominous journey through the dripping corridors of the classic sci-fi horror film, Alien. With a bloodthirsty xenomorph running amok (and a mysterious Swiss painter scuttling about the ducts) is there any hope for this vocally malleable crew? Social mores! Immolations! And a truly problematic freestyle rap about Mark's father.

 

This is part two of a two-part episode. If you haven't yet, go listen to the first one! We'll wait...

 

This episode is sponsored by Field Notes.

Blastropodcast/Muffed Movies is a member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative.

 

Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody. Alien is property of 20th Century Fox.

 

Direct download: MM_9_Pt._2.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:00am CDT