Blastropodcast

Kat Evans iron-fists her way into the podchamber once again to discuss personality tests. Get scandalized by hip flexors, dongles, and jiggers!  Try to understand Kat's inexplicable and terrifying jack-in-the-box bit.  And then let us ruin Black Swan for you (though we've never seent it). Enjoy!

 

 

This episode is sponsored by Cards Against Humanity.

Direct download: 36d.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:24am CDT

Andy and Mark deliver a tour de force muffing of the iconic sci-fi horror film, Alien. Bounty hunters! Blowjies! And the rise of the dreaded dirt shark! Hold onto your ducks, because this is going to be a bumpy ride.

 

This is part one of a two-part episode. Ya hoid?

 

Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody. Alien is property of 20th Century Fox.

Direct download: MM9_pt._1.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:21pm CDT

Annelise Fabian defends her belief in ghosts against Dottore's relentless skepticism. Is there science behind specters? Who knows?! This episode is too full of rampage and rambunctiousness to pin down the truth on spooks. Join us as we enjoy song, swine, and salameters!

Direct download: 35g_COMP.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:02pm CDT

Andy and Mark soar like two adorable baby geese on the wings of comedy as they complete the tale of Top Gun. Reckless romance! Turncoat Soviets! Light necromancy! And finally Andy reveals the last refuge of a scoundrel...

This is part two of a two-part episode. (Twice the muffing, half the stuffing)

Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody. Top Gun is property of Paramount Pictures.

Direct download: MM8_pt_2.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 6:05pm CDT

Mark and Andy strap on their goggles and take to the skies while muffing the classic 1986 action film, Top Gun. Along the way they'll encounter a sentient Game Boy, mysterious wizards, and more baby birds than anyone expected!

This is part one of a two-part episode. (Too big to be enjoyed honey, mmm!)


Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody. Top Gun is property of Paramount Pictures.

Direct download: MM8_pt_1.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:29pm CDT

Dottore interviews Chris Bashen (Nerd Outcast Podcast) about the intricacies of video games. Where did they come from? Why do we play them? And are they simply waking dreams, pyrric victories, if you will?

Also - falsetto singing! Rock smashing! And an uncharacteristically voyeuristic Podchamber!

 

This episode is sponsored by Cards Against Humanity.

Direct download: 34fj.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:36am CDT

Special guest Sophie Shrand joins Mark and Andy in muffing Peter Jackson's film adaptation of Tolkien's classic. Incognito party-Wraiths! Balrog Lando! And old-man Mark referencing Pearl Jam just often enough! 

This is a non-commercial fan production. The Fellowship of the Ring was written by J.R.R. Tolkein. Its film was distribued by New Line Cinema.

Direct download: MM7_FELLOWSHIP.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:46pm CDT

Kaye Straub, 2014 Champion of the Chicago League of Lady Arm Wrestlers, weighs in on religion, gender, and what's awesome about math. 

Plus: vampiric Mandel-Bits! Snatch-chats! And a special appearance by Macho Ma'am Candy Savage herself!

We may also talk briefly about fractals somewhere around the 24 minute mark as well.

Direct download: BPC_33_FRACTALS.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:00am CDT

Wedding bells are in the air in Gotham - but so is crime! Andy dons the mantle of Jack Nicholson and Mark gets fratty with Batty in this retelling of Mark's favorite childhood jam.  

This episode is a noncommercial fan production. Batman (the movie) is property of Warner Bros. Batman (the character) is property of DC Comics and was created by Bob Kane. Mark (the podcaster) loves Batman.

Direct download: Muffed_Movies_6.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 3:48pm CDT

Dottore celebrates Christmas with cavalcade of characters from the Muffed Movies podcast. Join them for festive songs, zany antics, and a call from an old friend. And for those of you that celebrate Cryptsmas, there's also quite a bit of bloodshed.

Special thanks to Andy North, Jared Latore, and the Alcohollywood podcast!

Direct download: XMS2014e_COMP.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:36pm CDT